Did you miss me?

Whoa. It has been a long time since I have done this. Probably the longest hiatus in a year or so. But I was busy or tired. Fuck. I wasn't even going to do this today. But I decided there is no reason not too. I can quit whenever I feel like it. But I will start where I left you all off. I was going to see The Faceless and Arsis in Toronto. So I went to work that day and headed straight downtown. I was down there earlier then the show started. So I decided to walk to The Opera House to see how lnog it would take. It was a good one hour walk. I was still there two hours before doors opened. So I decided I should get a few brews beforee heading in anyway. I come across a strip club and decide why the hell not. I go in, have a couple drinks. Watch a couple babes take off their clothes to god awful music. One of them got their vagina pretty close to my face. because whenever I go to a strip club I sit in perv row. If the strippers are menstruating, when they do that swing thing on the pole, I want the blood to splash on me. Any farther away is just not worth the trip.

Anyways I decide to get in line an hour early and hold a good spot for Kris and I. Kris was going to be later then me because he had class until the evening. I was the fifth person in line. So I was talking to the guys in front of me. They had fucknig shitty taste in music. But what can you expect of people who have donned Slayer and Metallica shirts. So I didn't talk to them too much. Kris shows up about fifteen minutes before doors open. He jumps into line with me. Then we see Tom fucking Hiley and Mike Campbell and some other guy who I forget his name because it was my first time meeting him. Tom asks us to go to the back of the line with them to smoke a joint. Kris and I didn't want to give up our spot or smoke up. So we stayed where we were. As soon as we got in we went to the Arsis merch table. I got an amazing short with a girl in some weird torture device with her hands strapped up with leather straps and big metal poles going through her forearms.

Oh yes and her body is severed off from the hips down. so it is her stomach and then her intestines hanging out. It is pretty fucking awesome I must say. So the first band Dark Force was a shitty black metal band. Don't need to get into it. Agonist was the second band and they had a cute novelty. A fucknig gorgeous female vocalist. But her problem was that when she sang she sounded like the singer of evanescence. But her brutal scream and death growl could compete with any mans. Anyways. They weren't very good. Then Arsis were up next and they blew my mind. He is a fucking incredible guitarist. I absolutely loved it. Plus I loved being at the show with Tom and Kris again. Those boys where at Summer Slaughter Tour with me and I love them. So after Arsis, The Faceless were up. The moment I was most looking forward too. They absolutely slayed at Summer Slaughter Tour and they fucking owned this night too. They even played a new song. They also played my three favourite songs. An Autopsy. Horizons of Chaos II: Hypocrisy. Ghost of a Stranger.

Jesus was it intense as fuck. Head banging out the triplets with Kris. We were pretty drunk as well. After their set, Enslaved came on and just bored us too tears. So we left a song and a half in. So only two of the five bands where good. But those two were so good that it was worth fourty dollars. We went outside around the back and The Faceless were packing up their shit. So we talked to them for about half an hour. Tom my token friend always with the gonj smoked all of us up. They also told us that maybe on Summer Slaughter Tour this year, Psycroptic and Spawn of Possession would be part of the bill. Which you don't know how amazing that would be. I could not die happy not having seen Spawn of Possession live. Hard to believe their music is possible to play live. Seems like that kind of insanity only possible in a recording booth. Even though I do talk to people who have seen them live and tell me they play even faster live and are tight as all fuck. Now you know why I need to see them. After that we parted ways. I went to Kris' for the night. We picked up a pizza on the way.

Continued with our tradition of loading it with spicey shit so that your asshole burns next time you drop a deuce. God I love it. We watched a hockey game Kris had burned onto DVD that I hadn't seen. After that we went to sleep. Woke up the next day with Kris lying naked next to me. Haha alright I lied. Woke up the next morning and Kris showed me some fucked up shit. We also watched a documentary on whether snuff films really exist or not. It was very good. I reccomend it to everyone. It is on www.alluc.org The site to go to now that TV links is gone. There are a lot of good documentaries on there. Anyways after watching that I got a call from Jimmy. I had to hook up with him Nicole and Mike. Nicole and Mike! Fuck I hadn't seen them in six months until that long awaited moment when I got down there. It was sooooo good to see them. Ugh you have no idea. But soon after Nicole had to leave. She has her old job back at Fillmore's taking her clothes off. Her Daddy would be proud. Or is. Yeah. Is. Jimmy had to go to work. Mike had to go play basketball.

So we all made a decision to meet at The Bistro later and get ducking frunk. In the meantime I hung out with Luke. We went to the Red Room where Dave met up with us. When Jimmy got off of work, soon after we Headed to The Bistro. We all took over the patio. There were a lot of us there. Kayla. Joel. Jimmy. Nicole. Mike. Scotty. Rebecca. Ashley. Seb. Dave. Luke. Alex. It was a good time. We got pretty fucking drunk. Jimmy and I decided after last call to go get some street meat. To all you country bumpkins who don't know what that is, it is buying food from a hot dog stand. Street meat. Then soon after we slept drunkenly. I shared Jimmy's bed with him because Mike and Nicole had the pullout couch. We slept in and I had to work that day. So I didn'ty do much then. Went and did a closing shift. Came home and slept. Friday did an opening shift then headed right downtown to catch a Greyhound to Owen Sound to see Jaime. Her and Martin and shit where going to come here.

But Martin's sister was coming up or some shit. While I was waiting in line for my bus. I saw Leanne Takman who I hadn't seen in quite some time. She kept giving me swigs of whiskey from her water bottle. She was going to Peterborough to see her boy toy. I also saw Steph on the bus. Owen's ex. I don't know her last name. We didn't talk to much because she annoys me. If you read this Steph. I apologize in advance. Because frankly I don't expect that you do. If I did I wouldn't write that. It would be pretty rude. There are lots of people out there in the world who like you I am sure. I will never be one of those people. So if you were trapped on an island for all eternity with no one but your Grandmother, how long do you think it would be before you fucked her? Anyways I get to Owen Sound about an hour and a half before Jaime gets off work. So first I try buzzing Tunga. No answer. So I grab coffee and wander a bit because it was the first weekend of the Northern Lights. So it was midnight madness. All the stores were open late and a fuckload of people were downtown.

I ran into Erro and what appeared to be young chilluns. Sixteen or some shit. Facial piercings. All in black. Dark makeup. I probably was their hero. I talked to him briefly. He was going to Devin Wunderlich's. I would have gone. But I had previous engagements that I would much rather do. I can get drunk with boys whenever I want. Haha. So I went up and met up with Jaime at work. Her Father took us back to her place. I almost recognized every song played on the way there. Talked hockey for a bit with her Dad. He knows his shit. But so do I. So I could easily carry a conversation with him about hockey. We got to her place. Had an evening of drinking wine chatting and intimacy. I have the bite marks, bruises and finger nail gouges in my back to prove it. Yep that is right Jaime. Haha. They were that good. Still haven't healed. The weekend wasn't much to talk about on here. But I had a wonderful time. Her Mom cooked a delicious meal. Jaime got offended when I said orgasm in front of her Mom.

Though I was surprised when she said nothing when I told her Mom that I think I would look pretty snappy in a pink bikini. I guess orgasm is a bad word. Haha. Anyways I left for home Sunday. I hate goodbyes and am not very good at them. I feel like I do it badly everytime. Anyways. I get home around midnight exhausted from travel and having to work and do the load in the morning. Monday was my first day of having to work thirteen days in a row. Next Sunday is my next day off. Yesterday was supposed to be my Leftover Crack show. But they didn't get over the border. Fucking KKKanada. This isn't the first time we have fucked with them at the border. Canada doesn't like to let people in who sing about crucifying Christians, shooting kids at school and in abundance encourage the murder of cops. Haha. Fucking amazing. So yesterday I felt tired and down due to not seeing Leftover Crack. So I sat around and watched The Leafs game and drank some Mill St. Coffee Porter. Slept shittily again last night. I feel like I am on a constant come down of E.

But I think it is the changing of the seasons. I struggle with seasonal depression. Have my whole life. But I did fine last year with my vitamin D lamps. So I am going to get multi vitamins today as well and some marijuana to help me with my sleep. Just to smoke right before I sleep until I adjust. Because I can't wait for sleep to catch up to me. It is to brutal of a work schedule and I need to function. I would prefer to smoke pot to taking sleeping pills. Another reason I have been delayed in writing here. I am just too tired in the mornings. But I am pro-actively working towards rectifying it. I will let you all know how it goes. Anyways I got to head off to work kiddies. You are pretty much caught up now. Have a lovely one. Maybe or maybe not. But hopefully talk to you tomorrow. If so it means I got a good sleep. If not, it means I had another restless evening. Cheers!