Abhorrent Desecration of Thee

Good morning folks and kids. Have you looked out the window yet today. Spare yourself and don't. The bitch has returned. By "the bitch", I of course mean old lady winter. I want to not step outside for five months. Jesus. Winter hasn't even started yet. It is still a month away. We aren't filling our landfills with enough synthetic crap yet I guess. I am dreading my first smoke. I never put it off except in situations like this. Where I am afraid my balls will freeze to the chair while I am smoking. Fuck. Winter almost makes smoking a chore. ALMOST... I said. Do you know who I feel sorry for more then even holocaust victims and the Rwandan genocide victims? Smokers who can't afford there habit. Being in constant need most of the day everyday. Not much else is on your mind. You want to make a smoker productive. Give him smokes. The only benefit about it is that I think you appreciate a smoke even more when you don't have them. Hell even if some kind person just gives you a drag, you enjoy all the flavours and pleasure that drag will give you, because you know it won't satisfy.

I mean. I am getting to the point where they don't make cigarettes long enough. I can't imagine a drag being satiating. I often go outside now and have two in a row. One right after the other. So I think I am going to take up a quest to find cigarettes that are thicker and longer. Now I know Djarums burn forever. But I can't just smoke those. I need the taste of good ol' pure tobacco. I never ever even have just Djarums. I always have them along with my normal cigarettes. Alright. I am feeling brave. Or maybe all this talk of cigarettes broke me. But I am going to attempt to survive the bitch and have a smoke. BRB! Fuck it is cold out there. My hair froze due to it still being wet from the shower and now I have brain freeze on the side of my head that the wind was hitting me. Not a very comfortable feeling. My cat keeps pouncing at the window trying to paw down snow flakes. Haha. It has caused me great amusement this morning. Cats are such funny creatures. I have been appreciating my kitty's company the last few days. I had been gone for most of four or five days until I got back from Owen Sound. Anyways I am going to sign off for now. I hope you all have a cheery white cold as a heartless bitch day. Cheers!