Cardboard Gangster

Arsis

The Faceless

Good morning eveyrone. Today is the gorgeous day. I am going to an incredible concert on a date with a incredibly attractive you man named Kris Patterson. Yeah His and my girlfriend are alright with it. It isn't cheating if it is the same sex. Or a family member. Or from a different species. Or illegally under aged. Or if it is rape. I should start an "You know it isn't cheating when..." comedy tour. I bet you it would be funnier then the "you know you are a redneck when..." one. Fuck those guys are unfunny as hell. I probably am too. But my career isn't comedy. I am just annoyed by people who are succesful in what they suck at as a career. So in the show High Stakes Poker that I watch every Monday. They have upped the minimum buy in. By a fuckload too. It used to be you had to buy in for a minimum of $100,000. Now it is $500,000. And it is a ten seat table. So at all times there is a minimum of five million on the table. By far the biggest cash game in history.

Emotions are pretty high in those situations. There was a hand yesterday where 1.4 million was in the pot with two guys playing heads up. Watching this shit kicks the fuck out of any action or horror film I tell you. It is one of the most intense shows on television I must say. I was talking to Kris last night. He ordered a Behold... The Arctopus t-shirt and CD package. They accidently sent him two. He is going to give me the shirt which is sweet of him. I am excited. The Skullgrid looks pretty awesome as well. Oh man. I am always blown away by how many drugs I am advertised on TV. Yesterday I decided to write down every ad for some pill or other form of drug to make life easier. Ha! And we are apperently in a war on drugs. It is all perception. Here is the list I only got in one eveinng. A couple hours of watching television.

Viagra

Abilify

Crestor

Valtrex

Boniva

Levitra

Rozerem

Canesten

Women's 'one-a-day formula'

Centrum Complete

Robax Platinum

Zantac

Bristol Meyers-Squibb (Haha. My favourite name of a drug)

Singulair

Mirapex

Alka-Seltzer Plus

Humira

Tylenol

Advil

Aleve

That is a fuck of a lot huh? I think I live in a society that really wants me to be on some sort of pill. But they lost me to caffeine and nicotine and narcotics. But they don't make hardly any money off of me with two out of three of those things. Though, they are dragging in a killing off of me from cigarettes. How much do you think it costs to produce a pack of smokes? 30 cents? A little more. Anyways. I know it isn't ten something that is for sure. I was talking to Abby last night. I wanted to know if she was going to be in Owen Sound visiting Tom this weekend. Because if Jaime can't make it here I am bussing it up there again and wanted to hang out with those kids. So she told me it was the plan. Also. If anyone else wants to see me, let me know. I will post when I know for sure here if I am going up there or not. For some reason I have this strong feeling though that I will be going up there. Anyways. I am going to sign off for the day. I will talk to you all in a few days again. Hope you have a lovely one. Cheers!