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Good morning everyone. I hope you all had a lovely Thanksgiving. I think I did. Actually it was probably my favourite Thanksgiving to date. Though nothing good or interesting ever happened at the other ones. But this one I got to bring a pretty girl home that I could kiss when bored. Haha. And she watched hockey with me. We got to my place late afternoon. My Grandma and I brought Jimmy up with us and dropped him off in Owen Sound. I met Jaime's puppy briefly when we picked her up. Talked to her Mom for a bit while she was changing. Then we continued to my house. We got there and my whole family was there including my brother. It was great to see him again. He had re-broken his collar bone while dirt biking. It had just healed after four weeks. He had been off work that long because he shattered it. My Aunt Susan and her kids where there. My bastard little cousins. Jaime was good with all her names. My family is very warm and accepting though of guests.

I know I have expressed some negative things involving my family. But it mostly is wrapped up in their religion. I love my Mother dearly. My Father I don't really care for. He was and still is an asshole. He just is good at behaving when guests are around. He has to keep up Christian appearances around other people. But what his family thinks of him doesn't matter. Haha. I will stop typing about that before I come across as a bitter old fool. We got to my house and just hung out. I held my baby brother a lot. Went outside with my brother and smoked some hash in bots/poppers. Whatever nickname you give to hash on the end of a cigarette inside a bottle. The first time I met Jaime I smoked her hash that way and it was my brothers. She didn't smoke any. She was afraid of getting paranoid and anxious. I guess it makes sense. It was her first time meeting the fam. She told me this was the first time she had gone to a significant others house for a family holiday event and was the first time she had brought one to one of hers. We had a huge dinner. I ate enough.

But not too much. Then the rest of the evening we watched hockey. After the game we watched a movie with my sisters and their friend. Sneaking in kisses in the dark on the bed. Offending their Christian sensibilities. After that we went to bed. Jaime was up before me the next day. I was sooo exhausted. Usually obn my days off, I am. I usually am drinknig less caffeine and am more idle. Those things exhaust me. When I got up I had coffee with the family and Jaime. Didn't do much. Left in the later morning to Port Elgin. My Grandmother drove us to Jaime's Aunt's because we wanted to drop off our knapsacks at her house so we weren't carting them everywhere. I gave Jaime's Aunt Susan the bottle of wine I had brought for dinner. Turns out she is a lover of yellowtail and other full bodied dry reds like me. So the Inniskillin International Series Shiraz was the perfect wine to bring. After that, Jaime's Uncle Doug drove us into pumpkinfest.

There were a bunch of old cars being displayed and shit rock music being blasted on speakers. People there had far less teeth and intelligence then I. I think I have really grown to resent small towns. We wandered into pumpkinfest. Saw the huge pumpkins. The biggest one was over thirteen hundred pounds. Then we went to the Queen's and Jaime bought me lunch where the service was fucking slow as balls. But I think our waitress was working her testicles off. She was sweating whenever she came to our table. Unless she was fucking some guy in the bathroom. Anyways, we finally got out of there and went and walked back into the festival. Saw a camel and an elephant. Jaime wouldn't ride the elephant with me. I was disappointed. It isn't everyday you get the opportunity to ride the biggest land mammal. Then we walked back to her Aunt's. Stopped on the beach and went out on the pier. It was such a beautiful day to be on the beach. it was my first time on the beach this year. Haha. And it was beach weather in October. It was nice walking up the winding road to her Aunt's as well.

All the family was there when we got back. Jaime's parents had brought her little puppy who was so darn cute. I socialized with her family. Haha. I loved the old ladies talking about the family drama. Her family liked to swear a lot too which I loved. I really hit it off with ehr Aunt Susan I think. We went on a walk with her family. Jaime and I and her Aunt got ahead of the group and I talked about work and life with her Aunt the whole way. She is beautiful too. Jaime wouldn't go for a threesome with me and her Aunt though. Don't know why really. Haha. We got back and had some dessert. Sat outside. Saw some family videos and pictures of pets and stuff from her other Aunt. Her one Aunt has a shitload of pets. We left there about eight thirty or so. Went back to Jaime's. Watched the new Family guy, American Dad, and Simpsons while fucking around on the couch and shit. Went to sleep at some time in the night. Have no idea when. Jaime woke me up by climbing into bed with me. We cuddled for a while and I enjoyed it. It is a good way to wake up.

Then later we went upstairs and Jaime's Mom cooked us a delicious breakfast. Played with the puppy. My Grandma got there after 11 in the morning. So Jaime came with us because her horse place is on the way home. I met her two horses. They were awesome. My Grandma was terrified. I got a picture of her standing near the horse and my Grandma had the most scared expression on her face. Haha. It was amazing. then I took a picture of Jaime with the horse. Then my Grandma took a picture of Jaime and I with the horse. After that we left. I slept on the ride home mostly. Got home. Just relaxed in front of the computer for a while. Played online poker. Did really well. Then I spent the evening watching High Stakes Poker and drinking Guinness and St. Ambrose Oatmeal Stout. If you haven't had it. Drink it. In fact anything from the Mcauslan brewery is awesome. It is a Quebec brewery. They also make a delicious red ale. And an amazing nut brown ale. I went to bed at 11. Now here I am. I have to do the load today. So it will be a good day. I like doing the load. Good exercise, and it is busy making the time go by. Anyways I have to head off to work now. So I hope you all have a lovely day. Cheers!