Caressed by the Holy Man

Good morning everyone. This is going to be fairly brief. I have to be at work early this morning again. But hey I get the next couple days off. So I will be on a short hiatus. My mind is so bogged down with music lately. I have been religiously typing on a Technical Death Metal thing on Facebook. It is full of the biggest douche bags I have ever talked too. First thing I ever said on there, there was a reply that was basically "you sir, are stupid." Then I tried to instruct them how much more constructive debate is when you don't put people on the defensive by insulting them personally. Haha. Then I was made an officer of the group. Which is funny. I think all of the other four officers/administrators hate me. It was the creator that made me one. But all the pricks on there are officers. I was telling them today how they are just being pricks who like to type with their cocks. So calm down and lets talk about music. I know you love to be "facebook tough" but even a thirteen year old girl who just got her first rag could pull that off. Which is true. They could.

And one of them is a Mexican. Haha. But don't worry. I have been nice. I am excited to get out of the house today. Though technically I have been recently with the Wine Rack party and the winery tours and before that seeing Jaime. But I ge to see my little brothers and sisters. Mainly I get to see my brother who I love and miss dearly. At least I think I get to see him. I am pretty sure he will show up. I want him to meet Jaime. I want him to take me to his place. Just to hang out with him. Maybe shoot some guns. Haha. And some helpless animals. But they aren't all the way helpless. they can run pretty fast and taste good. That has got to count for something. Jimmy came over last night because he is hitching a ride with us today. He was sooooo hungover from his birthday. He said he doesn't remember from 11 on last night. He was still in bed when I called him around five yesterday. He was still puking when he got here. He must have really fucking drank himself into the ground. I bought beer for us last night. He didn't have any. Which doesn't surprise me.

When you are visciously hungover, the lasty thing you want to do is drink alcohol and fuck. To normally very fun things. This is why getting too drunk sucks or being drunk a lot sucks. For one thing you are going to kill your libido. Your genitals will hate you for it. Not to mention your Mother. If you are going to be addicted to anything in this world. There are two that are great as addictions and you can still be a functioning member of society. Caffeine and nicotine. If anything it keeps you going from day to day. I have been moreso of a morning person since I am not a pothead and have job and shit. One thing I have noticed that I do in the morning besides drink coffee and smoke that really picks me up, is the fact that I don't do that pointless activity of hitting snooze or just trying to catch five more minutes. Because we all have done it, and it never helps. The best thing for starting your day is to just get up. The attempt at a slow transition into waking just makes you more drowsy if anything and I never do it anymore. I look at my clock. I have to get up. I get up.

I put on coffee. Start the shower. Clean up. Pour myself coffee. Smoke. Come on here and type. Quite ready to tackle my day. because that schedule is important to me is why I always try to get up early wenough to fit it all in. I get up an hour to two hours earlier then I need too just so I can type my pointless blabber on here. Why you may ask? Because I like to. Because having some semblence of regularity and schedule in your life is a good thing. Keeps your head on straight and keeps me out of trouble. I haven't been home for Thanksgiving in many years. In fact the only holiday I have gone home for in years is Christmas. I almost didn't go last year because I had to work all the days except Christmas day. But my brother offered to drive me because it would make my Mother happy. Which it did. I surprised her and she loved it. But I wasn't sad in the slightest at the though of not being home for Christmas. If anything, Christmas is my least favourite with all the hype and hullaboloo surrounding it. I am tired of it two days after the commercials have picked up the themes.

And at work it is going to be playing on the grocery stores radio and I am going to want to climb a clock tower with an uzi or something as equally dramatic. Anyways folks. I am going to sign off. I hope you all have a lovely Thanksgiving with family and friends and gaining weight. Haha.. I never do fuckers! Boy am I looking forward to turkey. Cheers!