Mythological Bloodbath

Good morning everyone. I couldn't sleep so I have been up for a while now. I think I have been up since six this morning. I was tossing and turning so much last night that I knocked one of my nose piercings out again. The same one that came out when I was fucking around with Jaime. So I had to shove it back in again. It hurts a fuck of a lot more when you aren't drunk let me tell you. I got pretty drunk last night at The Wine Rack head office shindig. I got a sterling silver cheese cutting kit and wine serving kit because I won highest average sale in the district. Needless to say, I was shocked. I will show you pictures of it in this post or something. I met some new girl who had been only working for the Wine Rack for seven days. I could tell the whole night she wanted to talk to me. I was going to initiate as I got tired of her being all stupidly insecure. But then I thought "fuck it". I will let her grow some balls. When she was drunker she came over to me and was all googly girled.

I love the hat and the suit and the piercings. Haha. I said nothing for a few seconds just to make her feel uncomfortable. Haha. Then introduced myself. She is a folk musician. So which I promptly spent the rest of the night giving her all the reasons as to why she should kill herself. Somehow she got out of that that I would love to see her perform and told me she was going too downtown Toronto. Right by the Reverb on the 19th. Apperently 19+. I told her I wasn't coming. Then I told her she should come see Cattle Decapitation with me in November. Boy was I shocked at a no answer. I always figured folk musicians would love metal. Boy was I wrong. I always forget how much they comprehend music. Hence there excellent taste! Haha alright. I am done with the sarcasm. I will just be serious now. Hippies and folk music lovers should die. There I said it. Well when there is a food shortage, you all know where I will be going. To the expendable sub-cultures of the human race.

Tomorrow I get to see Jaime and the family. I am excited. I am going to get fat. Two Thanksgiving's to attend. I decided to bring a bottle of wine to Jaime's. Pointless to bring wine to mine. I am quite sure my parents wouldn't even let me drink alcohol in their house. It would be easier to get away with shooting up heroine then drinking. But that is pretty much with anything. That is one thing about alcohol. It is such an obvious drug. It smells. The way it makes you act. You could sooner get away with taking anything else. Well except crazy hallucinogens like DMT or LSD. Haha. My kitty is so cute. She is so fat and lazy that she is playing with her toy while lying on her back. She has this toy that is a ball that rolls in this circular trough. When the ball is rolling, it is lighting up with flashy lights. So it is a perfect thing for cats. Haha. She used to stand and pounce at it and shit. Now she lies on her back and feebly wacks away at it with her paws. It is supposed to get close to thirty degrees either today or tomorrow. I forget which. Yesterday the GTA had a smog warning in effect.

That is incredibly rare in October. Thank Jesus Christ. Global warming might finally start living up to all its hype. I have always thought it was over rated since I am still freezing my ass off five months of the year. I drank a lot of really expensive wine last night. Like Delaine Cabernet Merlot. Good God is that shit good. Also had some of the brand new White Meritage. I have had it twice in a week now since I had it when I toured the wineries. I think I am going to sign off now to do something else before going to work. Mainly drink coffee and smoke and listen to metal. I hope you all have a lovely day. Cheers!