Good morning everyone. Almost afternoon I guess. I had shit to do this morning. Check on an order. I am trying to help Asmaa find a job. So I have been looking around for that. Put her resume out. I can't believe here she is working at McDonald's it really disgusts me. She taught school in Pakistan. Has her Bachelor's in fine arts. Ceramics. She interior designed for Marriot Hotels And Pearl Hotels. She is fluent in English, Arabic, Urdu, and Punjabi. I guarantee you if she was a nice white girl with no accent she would have a good job. She is brighter then me and is from high class back home. So I told her to give me her resume yesterday to see what I can do. She wouldn't take a job at The Wine Rack due to her religion being against drinking. Haha. I am trying to change that. I hung out with her on Monday. Went to Chuck E Cheese with her and her two kids. Very well behaved and very nice children. I had never been to one before. But it looks like a haven for kids and pedophiles.
Well. I mean if I was a pedophile I would be eating there everyday. But seeing as I am not and I generally hate kids. I won't go very often. But Asmaa's kids were an exception. They were actually incredibly good. Nice. Bright. You can actually have a conversation with them and I never heard them whining or complaining and they respected and loved their Mother. Which they should. She works hard to privide for them and gets pretty much fuck all for it. Also if anyone out there who reads this has any ideas for job opportunities or anything. Let me know. Take my word for it. She is intelligent. Very kind. Her customers like her. Except for the racist fucks she can come across. Today is Jaime's Birthday. So everyone who reads this wish her a happy birthday in some way. I bet you it would make her feel nice. If you don't know her, still wish her a happy birthday. It's her eighteenth. So the big one. ANAL!! Ahem. But seriously. Give her birthday wishes. I am training the other new girl tonight. This will be my first time meeting her. I am sure she is bright.
She works at the bank as well. Apperently she won a J-Lo look alike contest. She is the sister of my friend's girlfriend who works in the grocery store. I keep hearing how really fucking hot she is. So I cried. Because I really wanted an over weight hairy man to work with. Truth be told, that is what turns me on. Now I am kind of worried she is going to beat me in sales. Haha. How can I compete with the beauty of J-Lo. From what I have heard she is smarter then her too. Haha. Maybe I am fucked. Hopefully literally though. Not figuratively. Though I think she is going to school and working another job. So I doubt she will have the time there to get better then me. She probably won't stay too long either. But who knows. I know we go through staff like crazy there. I can't wait to go to Montreal. I can't wait for anything that changes up the pace of my life. So I decided on Friday that I think I am going to go in and get the other side of my nose pierced. Everytime I look in the mirror I realize how much better it would look. And everyone agrees with me generally.
Except Jaime. But she is biased. She doesn't like nose piercings. I personally like them. As long as they aren't septum piercings. Those look fucking stupid to me. But I can respect someone getting piercings no matter what. Just on principle of loving the idea and culture of body modification. I wish I could get heavier into it. I just read Katrina's MSN name "we accept the love we think we deserve" Usually I find most MSN names mentioning love to be pretty pretentious. This is probably that too. But, it is so true. If you see a hot girl with an ugly guy. I usually assume insecure girl. Which I think is often the case. Or he has money. Or he is one of the greatest people in the world. Because you would have to be to be that ugly and get a girl that hot. And yes people. Everyone is that shallow. I won't date someone I don't find attractive. Nor a fat person. Because fat girls don't attract me. Well everyone. I must go now. I am engaged inconversation with Nicole and such. Well I have been for an hour. I miss the lady and this is just going to be disjointed and shit. So remember, Wish Jaime a happy birthday. She only turns 18 once. That happens to be today. Have a lovely day everyone. Especially you Jaime. Cheers!
Well. I mean if I was a pedophile I would be eating there everyday. But seeing as I am not and I generally hate kids. I won't go very often. But Asmaa's kids were an exception. They were actually incredibly good. Nice. Bright. You can actually have a conversation with them and I never heard them whining or complaining and they respected and loved their Mother. Which they should. She works hard to privide for them and gets pretty much fuck all for it. Also if anyone out there who reads this has any ideas for job opportunities or anything. Let me know. Take my word for it. She is intelligent. Very kind. Her customers like her. Except for the racist fucks she can come across. Today is Jaime's Birthday. So everyone who reads this wish her a happy birthday in some way. I bet you it would make her feel nice. If you don't know her, still wish her a happy birthday. It's her eighteenth. So the big one. ANAL!! Ahem. But seriously. Give her birthday wishes. I am training the other new girl tonight. This will be my first time meeting her. I am sure she is bright.
She works at the bank as well. Apperently she won a J-Lo look alike contest. She is the sister of my friend's girlfriend who works in the grocery store. I keep hearing how really fucking hot she is. So I cried. Because I really wanted an over weight hairy man to work with. Truth be told, that is what turns me on. Now I am kind of worried she is going to beat me in sales. Haha. How can I compete with the beauty of J-Lo. From what I have heard she is smarter then her too. Haha. Maybe I am fucked. Hopefully literally though. Not figuratively. Though I think she is going to school and working another job. So I doubt she will have the time there to get better then me. She probably won't stay too long either. But who knows. I know we go through staff like crazy there. I can't wait to go to Montreal. I can't wait for anything that changes up the pace of my life. So I decided on Friday that I think I am going to go in and get the other side of my nose pierced. Everytime I look in the mirror I realize how much better it would look. And everyone agrees with me generally.
Except Jaime. But she is biased. She doesn't like nose piercings. I personally like them. As long as they aren't septum piercings. Those look fucking stupid to me. But I can respect someone getting piercings no matter what. Just on principle of loving the idea and culture of body modification. I wish I could get heavier into it. I just read Katrina's MSN name "we accept the love we think we deserve" Usually I find most MSN names mentioning love to be pretty pretentious. This is probably that too. But, it is so true. If you see a hot girl with an ugly guy. I usually assume insecure girl. Which I think is often the case. Or he has money. Or he is one of the greatest people in the world. Because you would have to be to be that ugly and get a girl that hot. And yes people. Everyone is that shallow. I won't date someone I don't find attractive. Nor a fat person. Because fat girls don't attract me. Well everyone. I must go now. I am engaged inconversation with Nicole and such. Well I have been for an hour. I miss the lady and this is just going to be disjointed and shit. So remember, Wish Jaime a happy birthday. She only turns 18 once. That happens to be today. Have a lovely day everyone. Especially you Jaime. Cheers!
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Okay make that six different ways. I miss you mittens.
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