Aquatic Redemption.

Good morning everyone. I don't have a hell of a lot of time here. I have to work this morning. And this evening. Double shifts today. I trained the other new girl last night. Fuck. I wasn't lied to. Smoking hot. She has a nose piercing like me. I was explaining to her yesterday what Asmaa explained to me. I am sure you all have noticed how a lot of women from India have their noses pierced. They get it done when they get married and lose their virginity. I told Asmaa it was appropriate for me then. As I am no longer a virgin nor have I been for a while. She thinks it is only for girls. I told her that is like saying "nipples are only for girls." Girls try to lay claim to to much shit. You guys can have your mammory glands and your child birth and vaginas. But we share pretty much everything else. Oh and I guess you can have your Y chromosome too. I got to have a decent conversation with Nicole yesterday. It doesn't happen enough. But honestly I don't put to much stock in MSN conversations anymore these days. I think I have been MSN'ing for to long.

It is starting to be an incredibly boring form of communication. It used to be interesting because of how different it was. But it really isn't that different anymore. Everyone has a fuck load of different ways to communicate behind text. Blogging. MSN. Facebook. Myspace. Forums. Etc. Etc. If I am typing, this is how I like to do it. Onto a blank white square that no one is reading as I do it. I have noticed I have been a little picture happy on my blog lately. Haha. It is so easy though that how could I not. Maybe someday I will get poison ivy on my face again then you guys will get a fucking great picture of me. I wish I had a mic. Then I could do little videos with sound. Well hell. I could just do that whole video blogging thing. You have the ability to be a lot more offensive on video blogging though. So I don't know if it would be a good idea for me to get into it. Someone typing "nigger" and someone saying it, which do you think people would react to more?

I definitely think someone saying it. I have never even watched people on the blog TV thing. Maybe I should. I always get this feeling that it will be really lame though and a waste of time. I think if I think that of them I will end up just being another bullshit speck of information dilluting what is useful on the internet. I already am partly responsible for that by having a blog. But there is so much bullshit on the internet and misinformation, that I am not going to make a difference by just typing on here. I at least am not spreaxding messages of hate or God's love, or am trying to sell you on something. Well. Maybe that is a lie. We are all trying to sell the world on something. Just some of us are bigger pricks about it. I was explaining this to Donna last night. (the new girl) That everything is sales. Getting laid. Getting a phone number. Getting money from the parents. You are trying to sell yourself or an idea of yourself or a need of your constantly in life. I figure if you have lived on planet earth you have the ability to sell. All it is is about charm.

Being suave. slight doses of manipulation when needed. And also making the customer know that you know what they want more then they do. She will be fine. She is attractive. Actually scratch that. She is really fucking gorgeous. That alone will get her sales. I had about three or four men try to show me up with their wine knowledge yesterday just because she was there and new and good looking. They all failed though. One of them was trying to tell me the region the best wines in the world grow in. He said Okanogan Valley. Haha. The wine growing region in the world is in France. Not on the Niagara Peninsula. It was cute though. Because then I ended up selling him a Unity from the Okanogan Valley which is our second most expensive red we carry. Guys are so cute when their penises are hard. So since I work a double today, I think I might change my mind and get the other side of my nose pierced today between shifts. It is supposed to be around 32 degrees today.

But feel like 38 with the humidex. That is in celsius of course. That is crazy fucking hot. I am going to melt when walking down to the piercing shop. Good thing I heard smoking cigarettes staves of heat. I always have plenty of those on my just in case global warming decides to move its lazy ass and finally start keeping this damned country warm year round. Ahhh. That would be gorgeous. Then I would never have to move. Maybe I have to have more annual styrofoam burning days. I just don't think everyone else is doing enough on their part. Burn your plastic blue bins in protest of stopping global warming. What a rediculous idea. Stopping global warming. Who wants to be warm? Ummm. Everyone I think. It is just Mother Earth being nice. You feed her carcinogens, she is in a nicer, better mood. The same is with me. You give me a cigarette and I inhale those burning fumes and carcinogens, I am in a better mood. So come on everyone. Do Mother Earth a favour. Rape her while she is sleeping. Really, she likes it. What woman doesn't? Well I must go head off to work now I think.Hope you all have a lovely day. Hope you had a lovely birthday Jaime. Hope you are getting packed up fine Jon. And I hope you have found a ride. Oh yeah! Jon I didn't know your Mom loved it when you came in her ass. Then I licked it out then spit it back in her mouth. What a dirty little girl she is. Those Red heads. Fucking foxes in the sack. Rawr! Anyways, hope you all have a lovely day. Cheers!