Battling the Misery of Organon

Good morning folks. I slep very restlessly last night. I was listening to Coast to Coast on the radio. They were talking as usual about their fringe theories. But last night they were discussing the Bermuda Triangle. They were talking to someone who had experienced it and hadn't died. There was of course the typical tales of their compasses spinning and them being able to pick up very strong electromagnetic fields. There is of course a lot of speculation as to what it is. The radicals say it is an alien ship that crashed into the ocean. It could also just be a phenomena we don't understand yet. Have you ever witnessed a blog battle? When two people who know each other get into a spat about something and start blogging about it and they go back and forth against each other in the name of "blogging" about their feelings. Haha. I must say it is entertaining shit. I have two acquaintences from Toronto doing it right now. I have to say it is an amazing read. So I wanted to know if any of you wanted to get into a blog war with me. I think it would even make the act of blogging itself more fun never mind reading it.

Writing it would be great. Maybe I should just pick a fight with you fuckers. Jon your Mom is a slut. Jaime, your horse looks like a gerbil with cancer. Jimmy, you are an abomination for liking a finger in your ass. Dave, punk music sucks ass. Get over it. Kayla, your vagina smells like rotting squid. Seb, your angel wings look gay on you and you write terrible music. Jen, your dreads are soooo bullshit hippy and your nose piercing makes you look like some sort of household pet. Lesley, your face is crooked, it looks like Muhammed Ali punched you in the face and then you stood on a hill for ten years. Henri, you are Jew. I don't need to say more then that. Sophia. Well, I just despise you. Tawnya, you are an emo bitch. Go cut your wrists with a Billy Talent CD. Morgan, damn this could get long. You are a soul vampire. You suck the soul out of everything living around you. Well that covered a substantial amount of people. Hopefully someone gets into a blog war with me. It will be much better when I can focus on one person. So I drew first blood folks. Figuratively.

Not literally. Of course. As if that needed to be explained. Value Village is having a 50% off sale today. I am going between shifts. I work a double today. Morning shift then an evening shift. In between I am going to shop til' I drop! And I am going to damn well love it. I actually do. Thrift store shopping is a favourite past time of mine. Well not my top favourite. But one of them. My favourite is of course smoking. There is an underpass when you walk through my park if you head towards the Meadowvale Town Centre. It goes underneath the road Glen Erin. Anyways I was walking there yesterday due to my craving for a cigar. So I go under the road. And what do you know. There is this black guy and girl fucking on the sidelines. Haha. I was smoking while I was walking through. Haha. As I was passing them the guy pauses having sex with her and asks me for a cigarette for when he is done. I am very sympathetic to his plight of not having a cigarette after he is done getting laid. So I of course provide. Haha. Then I continued on my way and got my Monte Cristo.

It was delicious. Haha. I was smoking it on the way back and the girl and guy where just sitting there. The guy thanked me and we ended up talking for a bit and I finished my Cuban with him. Haha. I can always appreciate people who want to fuck in public. I don't see it enough. As in I can probably count it on one hand how many times I have seen people fuck in public. It is a pretty controlled thing. You wouldn't want something like titties and an orgasm corrupting our children. That is what creates murderers and sinners. So they tell me. Though I see Christians doing more killing then most. I think it is because of their lack of fucking. Trust me they know how to pound into your head the evils of sex. I still struggle with fears of sex and hell today due to how well I was indoctrinated growing up. I will get over it someday. And soon. I hate being afraid of anything and I am all about conquering fears. There is a shitload of them surrounding you in todays day and age.

I try not to be too afraid of things. But those are just the main things I sometimes struggle with. I think I have conquered my fear of death which is why anything the media or doomsayers say doesn't really affect me. I don't care if there is a huge catastrophe. It probably needs to happen. I wouldn't mind a few nuclear wars or a few continents collapsing into the sea. I think mass consciousness would change. It is high time we got some big change on that. Anyways. I think I am going to peace you at all. But I don't really mean that. Peace. Ha! Much love kids. Have a lovely day. Cheers!