Liberation=Termination

Fuck! I had forgotten that today they are turning off our water today until like three or some such bullshit. So i had all my laundry in the wash poured liquid soap all over it and everything, and fuck me with a jagged piece of 9/11 plane wreckage, the water didn't go. So Nor could I have a shower. But the biggest piss off of all, I go to the kitchen to make coffee, then it hits me with both barrels. That is a water requirement. Good thing I always have a 2/4 of bottled water. I cracked open a few bottles to make coffee. haha. This is going to be damn good coffee. Now I just have to worry about all the liquid detergent sitting on my clothes. I had a pretty fucking awesome weekend in Toronto. So I will start there I guess. I went down straight after work. There was about ten to twenty people at Jimmy's. Kris Patterson was there which made me a very happy man. I saw the twins. Jaedi and Jenna who I hadn't seen all summer. Of course saw the staples. Seb, Kayla, etc. We sat around drinking St Ambrose Oatmeal Stout and wine I had brought.

I brought four bottles as a house warming gift. Talked a lot of music with kris. Then Kris told me he saw a place on College that has five dollar pints of Guinness. So him and I went. UFC was on when we got there and there was a bunch of drunk fucks chanting "kill that bitch". Kris thought they were saying "kill that chink" and yelled it out. HAha. We had a big assed plate of nachos. After that we headed back. Kris was pretty drunk and decided to head home at that point. SO I went and met up with Jimmy and the crew at some bar we had never been too. We were all smashed and were just grinding eacvh other a lot on the dance floor. Especially Kayla, Seb and Jimmy. The DJ was playing really shitty 90's songs. For example. Sandstorm by Darude. Haha. It was fucking fun and great. Once the bar closed we went back to Jimmmy's. Sophie was there with two guys I didn't know nor cared to know. But I got into some intense discussions with Sophie. As always. And as always, she was always wrong. Haha. But for some reason I love the girl.

So we drunkenly sat around talking and smoking all night. Until six or so. Then Kayla Seb and I decided to go raving at the Comfort Zone since it opens at six in the morning on SUnday and goes until like one int he afternoon on Monday. Thirty plus hours long. So it is twenty bucks to get in. We go in. We dance. I decided to go get a drink of water. While at the bar, I puked on it and promptly got kicked out. So I went to Jimmy's and laid on Kayla's floor. Kayla and Seb came back a couple hours and I told them while I was gone. I maybe slept an hour. But I doubt even that Then I left their room in case they wanted to fuck or some shit. Though I am suree they would do that in front of me. They attempted it in Jimmy's room. But I don't think Seb could get it up or something. I guess the four of us watching gave him stage fright. So after very little sleep. I went to Jimmy's room. I am pretty sure I interrupted him masturbating. But anyways. It was Sunday.

And every Sunday there is Black Metal Brunch in Kensington Market. So we called up Kris because we had decided to do it the day before. He said he would meet us at Jimmy's. Jimmy and I started drinking as soon as we woke up. We found a part bottle of wine in his room. Then we went to Black Metal Brunch. I was saying on the way there how it would be amazing if they played Emporer or Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia. Because that is the best Black Metal has to offer. When we get there we order a pitcher of beer. And I ask the guy if they had any Emporer to play. He told me it was already on the playlist. It just happened to be up next. So needless to say it was joyous for me to hear the album IX Equilibrium while eating a breakfast. And the breakfast was really good. I never thought I would say this. But better than the Red Room. After that we went to Jimmy's and gathered up wine and all that shit and Kris took us to see his new place.

It is very nice. We sat around drinking beer and wine and smoking some ot and listening to some metal. I have three or four new bands now in my collection. All excellent. Kris and I feed off of each other. We love to share our technical death discoveries with one another. But I think I have four new bands. And yes, I have already downloaded everything by all four of them. Disgorge. Fucking amazing brutal death metal. And I mean very brutal. Very cerebral destruction of the senses music. Mors Principium Est are just an incredible hard core metal band. Coprofago sound kind of like Meshuggah and have incredible phrasing. But their riffs sometimes seem repetitive. But very talented. And Into The Moat. They are kind of Metal Jazz Core. Very quick very groovy and intense music. So we sat around and had discussions about everything. I always have a good conversation with kris. We were talking about Phantom Corporations for a while. Everyone knows what they are even if you don't really know what they are. President's Choice for example is a Phantom Corporation.

They don't innovate or create anything. They just buy other peoples creations and put their name on it and sell it. Quite smart if you ask me. Sounds like pretty easy money. After sitting at Kris' for a few hours we decided to go get some food. He lives right near the Danforth which is the food district. So we walked down it. Decided to get some mexican food. I got a taco platter with refried beans and rice. It was amazing. the waitress gave us hot sauce when we asked for it. And fuck me sideways was it HOT! Like I mean wherever it touched my skin it burned for a while afterwards. It was such an incredible meal. I got some somehow in my nose piercings. let me tell you, did that suck a lot of ass. Haha. But it was oh so good. We went back to Kris' just sat around for a bit longer then decided I wanted to go home that evening because I had to work early Monday morning and I didn't want to get up at six in the morning to catch a Go Bus. So we left.

I was pretty drunk and stoned. Jimmy was really drunk. But he has turned into cheap obnoxious drunk sometimes. Haha. So I went to Union. Got on a bus and slept all the way home. Came home and just collapsed and slept right through until the next morning. Oh also while I was there someone put Kayla's hat on me and it looked so good on me that she decided to give it to me. I wills how you all. I look really really fuckable in it. So all you women in a relationship, should probably look away now unless you like the idea of cheating. Actually you should have looked away at the top of this post. That is where it is going to end up. But anyways I am fairly caught up now. I hope you all have a lovely whatever doing whatever in whateverland. Cheers!