Ignominous and Pale

Good morning folks. I am up a fuck of a lot earlier then I wanted. But my nose is stuffed with blood. I never sleep well without clearn nasal passages. Obviously I got the other side pierced yesterday. This one bled a fuck of a lot more. It was pretty metal. Almost as metal as 666 and Satan. Haha. I love metal bands that have singers that sound like you would imagine Satan sounding like. Not Al Pacino's version of Satan. All suave and sexy. I mean just the pure evil Satan's you have seen portrayed in media. Like In Aeon. I swear the singer is Satan. Someone up universal consciousnesses intelligence level. Go listen to Colour of Sleep by Psycroptic. I am right now on my "Brutality Incarnate" playlist. I had such a great day yesterday. I got my LOC hoody. I got the other side of my nose pierced. I made a fuck load of money at work. My boss opens this morning. She is going to be blown away when she sees how well I did yesterday. I also got the right side of my nose pierced as well. I also got to talk to Jaime for a couple hours or so on the phone.

I hadn't really talked to her at all this week. She has school and she had birthday shit. I had work and a lot of internet porn to catch up on. It is piling up on the internet and I am falling behind. In fact I am sacrificing good ol' porn time to write here. I told Jaime the story yesterday of when I jerked off my cat onto Jimmy's chest. I think most of you have heard that story. If you haven't ask me sometime. It is a good story. Almost as good as the one about me, my Mom, chocolate sauce, a banana, anal surprise, with a strong finishing shot of cream pie, and facial wash of semen. Now THAT is a good story. Jon never takes pictures hardly at all anymore. I used to like the regularity of seeing people on his webcam. You would think with his last party ever party going on their last night that there would be lots. Nope. Not a single bloody one. I told Jimmy I am getting him a Leftover Crack t-shirt for his birthday. You get them cheaper if you buy them two at a time.

Since I have a hoody I mine as well get a t-shirt. I am going to get the one that sais "shoot the kids at school" and has a picture of a kids brains being blown out on the front of it. Jimmy just want the non-offensive cute one that all the shitty little bitches get. It sais "Crack Rock Steady". Haha. But what am I saying. Everything to do with them is awesome. You know who I respect more for being broke then anyone? Jaime. I was rthinking about this other day and was going to blog about it yesterday. See most of my friends are considered lower class. and are always broke. But a lot of it has to do with terrible budgetting or none whatsoever. But Jaime. Her dollars and cents give something to her everyday. She has three horses. She has invested in a skill that I myself admire quite a bit. I usually admire things I have no clue about. But she gets a good work out. it is a healthy activity. She gets a hell of a lot more out of her brokeness then the rest of us. What do we have?

Blackened lungs and drunken memories to show for our dollars. If only we had all been so wise to pick up a hobby like that. Something that will constantly be giving to you and can bring you great joy. Mind you. Smoking brings me great joy everyday. But I can't really compare them. So all of you should be taking Jaime out. Paying for her meals, movies, whatever. She has a better reason for being broke then you. I guarantee it. I am obviously on another little piercing craze in my life. I go through them every now and then and I am still craving more. So I think I really want to get verticle bar bells in my nipples. I already have horizontal piercings in them as most of you know. But I want the verticles and have for years. So I think I will do that soon. I asked the piercer yesterday if he did Prince Albert's. He doesn't. I have been seriously considering the idea for years now. The pain is what holds me back. Because that would be excrutiating.. But I do have a really high pain tolerance.

But also having a ring in my cock. I often think of the consequences of those actions. Like will it tear every fucking condom I ever use after that? Since the ring is going into my urethra, will I have to pee sitting down the rest of my life because it will spray at odd angles? Are the rumours true that they could hit a nerve while doing it to make you never able to get it up again? Scary thought that one. How long would I have to go without masturbating? That is probably the biggest concern. Haha. How much would pissing hurt after getting it? It would be easy to keep clean because pee is sterile so that alone would keep it very clean. Both times I have gotten my nose pierced, whichever side of my face it was on, I got a headache on that side for about twenty minutes. Weird feeling having a headache on one side. I miss my Brother a lot. It has been quite sometime since I have seen him. I don't think I have seen him since I have met Jaime. I don't even remember when that was. But a long fucking time ago that is for sure. Well "long" is relative.

Jesus my playlist is brutal. Whenever there is a pause between songs and then the next one starts up, it makes me jump, because bam, right into it. Haha. Especially when it is Origin who blow you away at 290 BPM's from start to finish. Quickest drummer I have ever heard I must say. So Kris Patterson is moved here. He moved here yesterday. Gave me a call asked me if anything was going on today. I told him that it was perfect that he called me. I am coming into town today and going to hang out with Jimmy and Co. and get duckin' frunk. So him and his portable vagina Sadie are coming over. He is bring some nice green he grew himself. I don't usually care. But if he grew it, I will smoke it. It is courtesy. But I am really pumped to see the man. I can have more metal re-enforcement with the boy around. He is going to show me his place on Sunday. He lives near Jimmy too. It is nice to have all my friends in close proximity downtown. Haha. It is great a lot of them moved in with Jimmy. I think this will be a very gathering friendly household. Anyways mates, lovers, friends, and family. I must depart now. So I hope you all have a lovely weekend. Talk to you again on Monday or Tuesday. Cheers!