It is true. I wouldn't. I was having this conversation with Luigi the other day. He tells me he can touch the tip of his dick with the tip of his tonuge. I always exclaim disbelief when he tells me (yes. he has told me more then once) But he is Italian. I think they are known for having siccilian sausages in their pants. You know how you can tell just by looking at a guy if he is huge or not? Well Lu looks like he has a big cock. In a few hours I am going to go get the other side of my nose pierced. I decided not to do it yesterday. I had some bills to go pay and such. So did a lot of running around in the fucking hot as blazes day. And it was exceptionally hot all in black. But I am used to that. How can I properly pay homage to my Lord and Saviour Satan if I don't look all forlorn and shit? Haha. I am so tired of dark clothing being attributed to religious shit. I should start harassing all the people dressed in white and ask them if they are God's minions. Or as the bible likes to call them, "angels". Tomorrow I am going into Toronto. I am really excited. I get to hang out with the kids and see Jimmy boy's new pad.
I need to approve of it. It is my home in Toronto after all. Between Jimmy's couch and Dave's couch. Wherever I want. I loved being at Dave's because you could smoke inside. But Jim Boy's new place you can as well. But they only smoke in bedrooms. That is pretty gay if you ask me. The smokers living in that house outnumber the non-smokers. Fuck their lungs. They won't do anything useful with them anyway. And don't say breathe! That isn't very useful. Whooo!! I just answered the door and there was package for me. My Motherfucking Leftover Crack hoody came finally! It shows the Twin towers blowing up on the back. I am going to take a picture of it and post it at the top of this post. It is one of the best things I could ever own. Hopefully I don't get my ass kicked. They are probably one of the most offensive bands I have ever heard. Right after the Columbine Shootings they released an EP called Shoot the Kids at School. They had to switch labels because their label wouldn't let them use it.
The beginning of the song Rock the 40 oz. and I quote is, "Shoot the kids at school. Leave them in a bloody pool, and all the teachers too. Because they can't tell you what to do!" There album after 9/11 was called "Fuck World Trade". The most cynical fucking assholes in the world and write great music. They hate religioin and government and racism and homophobes. They sing a lot about crucifying Christians and hitting homophobes with baseball bats and burning racists. Haha. They are fucking hilarious. And they are a band who just fucking hate society. They are the least hypocritical about it then any other band I have ever heard of. They don't own homes. They don't have jobs. They live in the C-Squat in New York. It is a squatting zone. They don't even have electricity. I think they can only practice their music in studio due to that. Jimmy saw them once when they came to Toronto. I missed it which makes me cry. Next time they came, I will be there.
I would miss my own Mother's funeral for it. Though I expect my Mother to outlive me. And to outlive that band. They like drugs. Last year their drummer over dosed on heroine. Which was a very sad thing of course. But they got a new one. Nothing gets them down. Man that just made my whole day. You have no idea. Haha. It is another muggy as all balls day out. But it is windy as shit too. It would be a hell of a lot more disgusting without a breeze. Well I think I am going to wrap up for the day. I don't have too much else to say right now. I miss you guys. Hope you all have a lovely day. Cheers!
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