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Good morning everyone. I got to sleep in today. Closing shift. The downtown to hang out with the boys and ladies. Most likely going to partake in an early white Christmas with the yayo. Last night I was training Heather in sales. I made her look very good. I told her this was her first closing night so just to watch me and learn and I would explain to her what I was doing afterwards to sell. I made her look very good. Because generally at my job. if you make a sale, you ring it in under your employee number and your password on the system. That way corporate can keep track of how good your sales are. But I let her ring in all my sales yesterday which were actually very very good for a Tuesday. I sold the two most expensive reds we carry in the store to one guy last night. I had never done that. I had mentioned both of them to him as very excellent. Then he asked me which one was better. I said they were both pretty equal but I prefer this one. Haha.

Then I told him he should buy both of them and compare. He laughed at me and turned to Heather and said look at the little sales guy here eh. Haha. Then he bought both. My policy in sales. If you assume they won't buy it and don't ask, they won't. I offer things that people don't believe people will buy. Also I am very confident in talking about wine. I was trying to teach that to heather telling her that customers will pick up on her confidence. She has to know what she is selling and she has to exude that to the customer. You can't be unsure because then the customer is. I also was trying to tell her too everyday pick two higher end wines and learn about them a day and work your way down. But during that day. Pick a red and white, learn about it and try to sell them. Change it up everyday and you will learn about a lot of wines. But not to try and learn about them all at once because then you just won't know anything. Everything you need to know to sell a bottle of wine is written on the back of it and in the product manual. Learn what it is aged in.

What kind of oak if it is aged in oak. Learn what the finish and the nose on it is. That is all you will need to know to sell it to a customer. I think she will do well. She is in good training hands. I am really pushing hard to move our store to a class "a" store so we get to carry even higher end wines. If our sales keep going up we will get that. The only one at our store who really specializes in sales is me. But we have two new hires who I want to turn both of them into great sales ladies. They are both attractive which is a great start. They are bright too. One of them isn't very confident. but she needs to get over that. Confidence usually will come with time anyway. After we closed up and I showed her all the closing procedures, we went to Turtle Jack's to get drinks. I got a bucket of Corona's and some nachos. We drank for a while and hung out in the park behind my house after. We only live like a 15 minute walk from each other. Then she told me she has never been fingered or had ever gotten head. Mindblowing. No she isn't a virgin. She has just never had a guy give her foreplay.

Oh and she has never masturbated. Very insecure little girl for how pretty she is. But she is pretty hilarious. Made me laugh. Finally get another co-worker my age. The ones I had before left months ago. Even though I enjoy Florence's company as much as anyone elses on this earth. An amazing woman, friend, and manager. Picture perfect day is comin gup soon. It is when the head honchos from corporate tour the stores and grade you on how well you do in everything. Customer service. Wine knowledge. How clean the store is. Dress code adherence. Basically everything. So Florence is making me work that day. I am not nervous at all. I am very good at my job and I know how to do absolutely everything I am supposed to be able to do. Plus I know how to do what the Manager is supposed to do. Stephen Murphy is one of the guys who tours. He is a dumb prick. If you saw his ideas for promotions and sales you would want to fire him for incompetence. I don't believe he has ever worked at store level. I think he blew his way to the top. he must give great head too.

You think I could get fired if he ever came across this blog and read that? I am not sure really. But just in case he ever does come across this. I do love the man. In fact if I was gay and it wouldn't send me to hell, I would fuck the man out of appreciation just for existing. His fine handsome features haunt me nightly. My fantasies go into the forbidden realms because his sexuality just envelopes the world and makes us thirt for him like that proverbial oasis. Oh and he is brilliant at running Vincor. I wouldn't change a thing. Absolutely perfect. I wouldn't be where I was today without his inspiration. His fatherly love feeds the starving ethiopians and bathes them in enough fly swatters so they never land on their skin again. His positive energy cures AIDS. I really can't say enough about him. That was believable right? Right. Oh if anyone can drive and has a van, or can just drive period and wants to help my friend Jon move, we could use your help. I don't know how many drivers I know. But this is the interweb. I can find chicks with dicks. So I think I can hopefully find a driver. Anyways, just let me know if it is possible. No pressure. Well on that note, I think I am going to end todays post. I love you all like you were my own. Cheers!