I wasted my time. But I may or may not have done anything better with it.

[One]What is your natural hair color? Dark Brown and Turquoise and Pink.

[Two]Where was your default picture taken? My house.

[Three]What's your middle name? Shaun.

[Four]Your current relationship status? I have lots of relationships.

[Five]Does your crush like you back? I don't really dwell on or create crushes these days. But probably. I kick a lot of ass.

[Six]What is your current mood? Apathetic. Like 90% of the time.

Seven]What color underwear are you wearing? I haven't worn underwear in many years. Semms like a pointless garment to me.

[Eight]What makes you happy? Many things. Coffee. Cigarettes. Drugs. Friends. Work. My Boss. My Grandmother. My Mother. Global warming. Dead Hippies. Etc.

[Nine]If you could go anywhere right now, where would you be? Paris, France.

[Ten]If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? I would go back in time and change the fact that I ever was engaged or met the lady.

[Eleven]If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Something incredibly tiny. That way I could eavesdrop on anyone I want too.

[Twelve]Ever had a near death experience? Yep. I got electrocuted once on some power lines. I also have had some involving drugs.

[Thirteen]Something you do a lot....? Smoke. Drink Coffee. Talk about wine. Sell wine. Type.

[Fourteen]What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now? Totalitarian Hypnosis by Beneath the Massacre.

[Fifteen]Who did you copy and paste this from? Lesley

[Sixteen]Name someone with the same birthday as you? Have no clue. If anyone has their birthday on December 13th, let me know.

[Seventeen]When was the last time you cried? I don't remember. I don't have much to cry about these days.

[Eighteen]Have you ever sang in front of a large audience? Yep. My Dad used to make me and my brothers and sisters sing and church. I was prety good at it before I hit puberty.

[Nineteen]If you could have one super power what would it be? I would want to be able to read peoples minds. No doubt about it.

[Twenty]What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Depends. If someone has a huge fucking nose, I will probably notice that first. If she has huge breasts I would probably notice them. If she is tall and has gorgeous legs and is wearing a short skirt, I would probably notice her legs first. It all depends really. You never notice the same thing about every person you see. Not by a long shot.

[Twenty-one]What do you usually order from starbucks? Espresso.

[Twenty-two]What's your biggest secret? That I hate you.

[Twenty-three]Favourite colour? Green

[Twenty-four]When was the last time you lied? I am sure very recently.

[Twenty-five]Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows? Not at all.

[Twenty-six]What are you eating or drinking at the moment? I am drinking coffee and eating cigarettes.

[Twenty-seven]Do you speak any other language? I am quite fluent in vulgarity.

[Twenty-eight]What's your favorite smell? Coffee and cigarettes.

[Twenty-nine]If you could describe your life in one word what would it be? Fuck.

[Thirty]When was the last time you gave/received a hug? Yesterday.

[Thirty-one]Have you ever been kissed in the rain? Probably. But shit like that isn't important to me so I don't remember.

[Thirty-two]What are you thinking about right now?? How I wish I had a virgin to slaughter right now. Any takers?

[Thirty-three]What should you be doing? The question should be "who should you be doing?" Which in that case I would obviously answer Angelina Jolie. I do what I should do making the other question irrelevent.

[Thirty-four]What was the last thing that made you upset/angry? I was upset about Nicole leaving. But not angry. More saddened.

[Thirty-five]What is your biggest fear? Probably women. Scary beasts. They feast on hearts and souls.

[Thirty-six]Do you like working in the yard? Fuck no.

[Thirty-seven]If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Jesus.

[Thirty-eight]Do you act differently around your crush? What a very gay ending to this survey.