Take a look out your window at the absurdity.

Good morning everyone. I am feeling quite groggy. So I don't know how this post will go. But how my head feels never affected whether I would write or not before. I am slowly trying to inject the wake serum into my body. It will hopefully normalize me. Of course I am talking about coffee. I have been thinking about going a week without drinking coffee and see how I handle it. Also just to prove to myself I am not addicted. But I don't prove anything that way I don't think. I am pretty sure I am addicted. Just because I can kick it for a week doesn't mean I never was. But I could claim that a lot easier. But then again, I am not a person who is ashamed of their addictions. I embrace all the joy and pleasent-ness they bring to my life. We all have our addictions. What are you addicted to? Ask yourself that. I am sure things will pop into your head. Because everyone is addicted to some things. Remember, you don't have to be sucking dick on the street corner for what you like for it to be considered addiction. That is just the extreme cases.

Though remember kids, sucking dick isn't all that bad. I can think of worse things you could be doing for an addiction. In fact, I hope dick sucking is quite pleasant. I quite enjoy it. If it sucks to do, then there are less chances of me getting said blow job. But it depends on the lady I guess. I have met women who love it, and I have met women who hate it. (Guess which ones are the ones I don't hang out with much) So Some dude called from The Wine Rack's Distribution Centre yesterday. He asked to talk to my Manager. Of course I told him she was on vacation right now and that I would have to do. He asked me who would be placing the order this week etc. I told him that was me. He informed me that they might be changing our load day until Mondays now. I protested it for my Manager. Because I am pretty sure she wouldn't want that. Her other store has their load on Monday too. She wants ours to stay on friday I am pretty sure because she doesn't want them on the same day. That way she can be at the store that is getting the load.

She can hold down the fort while us underlings move the cases of wine to their designated areas. I told Michael this. (That was the name of the corporate fucfk trying to change our load day) I wondered if they did this on purpose while she is gone. I am pretty sure they had tried to move her load day before and she fought against it. I am trying to not be a pushover in this matter of course. I have said everything I am pretty sure that my boss would say. So anyways, I am going to hear back from him this morning when I get into work. If our load day stays the same then everything goes as planned and I place the order today as usualy. If it is changed until Monday, I place the order tomorrow. I have documented everything that has happened with the distribution centre just in case they try to be pricks and try and blame something on me. I know the people at corporate level in Vincor are fucking assholes and are not to be trusted. My Manager has been constantly teaching me that since I have worked there. She has always told me that they will try and act and appear nice and be all friendly to you, but never joke around with them.

Don't joke with them. It will come around to bite you sooner or later. She even told me that if our DSM (District Sales Manager) came around to lie about my hair. So my boss and I set up a lie about my hair to make sure our stories matched. Our story is that I did it for charity. Similar to shaving your head, but I didn't want to shave my hair so I volunteered to have it dyed instead. Don't get me wrong. I have read the dress code agreement many times. I haven't broken any specific rules or anything. It doesn't say anything about hair. It just sais vague shit like that you have to look proffessional and clean at all times. Eve our DSm is a douche. So we don't take chances with her. But I still doubt she will fire me. I am good and she knows it. When my Manager went for her evaluation last week, the DSM congratulated her on her team she had assembled and she congratulated my boss on how welll she had trained me, because I am one of the newest staff, but I am one of the best.

So she had a lot of good to say about me. But with this bitch, just seeing my hair colour could change that. My kitty is so affectionate all the time. Last time she kept crawling up on my chest and just looking at me with that look of doughy eyed love that cats give. You should see me when I am alone with her. I am sure you are all aware of how fucked up people act when they think they aren't being watched. I am really fucked up when I am all by myself. I will do things like jump around the apartment strangely and make the weirdest noises just to see the confused look on my kitties face. Haha. Honestly, people would probably think I was insane. But in reality, it is just me not being self-coscious at all. I like to evoke weird things out of my cat. Oh and also when I am by myself I really fucking rock our to my metal. Sometimes I even pause in writing this just to head bang and get a little of my excess energy out by letting the intensity of the music rush through me. Where I am positioned in the grocery store, I can stand out in the front of my little store and the entrance to the grocery store is to my left where people walk in.

But people don't see me unless they turn right around and see me. So a lot of people are looking at the flowers and strawberries and they do weird things because they think that no one is around. Like talk to themselves. Communicate with the flowers and strawberries. Sometimes they notice me and are all embarassed realizing that I just saw there rediculous human side. They usually do notice me now. The hair captures peoples attention sooner or later. People fascinate me to no end. I love it. I have decided that I am going to invest in a telescope. Since I spend a lot of time on my balcony just smoknig and listening to music or what not. I wouldn't mind keeping an eye on the skies. Get to know a little more about astrology. Not by just reading about it, but by looking at it. Also, I want to sometime in my life, to see a UFO. there are millions of sightings every year in the world. I figure if I keep a close eye on the sky, I could be one of those people. It would be pretty awesome to have a telescope that records. I am sure something like that would cost a pretty penny though. Anyways kids. I am going to wrap this up for the day. Hope you all have a productive one. Only two more days until the official first day of summer. It is on Thursday. The 21st. I am always excited about that date. Have a ovely day everyone. Cheers!