Edaenia 2312

Good morning fucks. I just called you all "fucks" because it is like 6:30 A.M. and I went to bed later than I would usually when I have to be up this early last night. I only got around five hours of sleep. Fucking Saturday! Opening up an hour earlier. I had a minor freak out this morning when I thought I lost my keys. I had no idea how I would open the store if that happened. Well I obviously would call my Manager and get her ass out of bed to come open the store for me. Which of course she would. But I would have wanted to go to that hassle. I talked for a million years to Jaime last night which is why I have lost sleep. I didn't even have the trusty old Grandmother to kick me off to play her spider solitaire due to her being in the Owen Sound area. So For over four hours I sat here and talked. I haven't done that in a long time. If I am here for four hours it is often in the morning and often I am not chatting. Beneath the Massacre are the perfect thing to listen to at this time of the morning when you feel groggy, and you want something other than caffeine to wake your brain up.

It is kind of like if I threw my brain into a woodchipper when I first woke up. But this is less fatal. But just as impacting. It is like an ejeculation into your senses of insane intensity. Mmmm. I love metal. I often i stop typing to just tap along to the rhythms. Or not tap to the rhythms because I haven't figured them out yet and am in the modst of doing that. But most of the music I have, I have figured out. My tastes have given me an excellent sense of rhythm. I should fuck to Calculating Infinity sometime soon again. I should have taken advantage of that ability a couple days ago. I can't believe how groggy I feel today. But it is starting to clear. I made my Hazelnut coffee really strong and put it on to perculate while I put my hair up. I wanted a shower badly. But I didn't need one nor did I want to put the time requirement into it. I also didn't want to be rushed in my blogging. I fucking hate feeling rushed when it comes to my writing. It isn't evenlike I have planned specifically what I am going to write. But I like to sit down and just write what the fuck I want for about an hour.

Tomorrow is the Canada Day Party! I fucked up spelling "Canada" four times before I got it right. HA! Then two more days until Necrophagist, Beneath the Massacre, (who I am listening to right now) Arsis, The Faceless, and Cephalic Carnage. I look forward to it more than I even look forward to seeing people. Or even fucking people for that matter. Because these musicians are better at music then the women I lay are at sex. But no one can be as good in the sack as these guys are on guitar, bass, drums, etc. So that is no sleight to you girls I have fucked. I promise. It is just an impossibility for you. I wholeheartedly believe you can far easier find a good lay than a good musician. So when I get the opportunity to see a conglamorate of them, I come three times in my pants and go buy a ticket. Aww.I want you guys to move to the city so I can share in these moments with you. Evewn though I doubt you would get out of them what I would. But even shit like the parties Jimmy and I have you would. They are a great time truly. I was talking yesterday with Jaime about how solidly set I am in who I am surrounded by.

I have really great friends who love me a fuck of a lot. As I do them. My back is incredibly sore. I fucked it doing the load yesterday. But it was already kind of fucked from fucking around with Lauren the day before. But sitting in the computer chair for such an extended amount of time aggravated it even more. I always hope that sleeping for a while will let it heal and by the time I wake up the pain will be gone. But fuck no. It never happens that way. I already have a bad back to begin with from electrocution. So it sticks around a while. Even just coughing causes me great pain. I will be back in a second kids. I really fucking need a cigarette... Ahhh. Now my morning has officially started. I have to leave in about half an hour to catch a bus to work. Which is why I have to be up earlier than usual. Not only do we open an hour earlier, but I don't have a ride today because my Grandmother is up visiting my Mother. I am in a good mood this morning even though my brain feels really fuzzy still. But the cobwebs are starting to clear because I am on my second cup of coffee and just had a couple smokes in a row.

I will have three cups before I go though. Breakfast of champions. I can get Mcdonalds breakfast! Haha. I just endorsed the worst fast food chain there is. But damn it can be soooo good at times. I wish I could put a sound track to my blog. Like when you go to certain posts, a song I am listening to at the time I am writing it would automatically play. But I wouldn't know how to do it. Or even Just have it automatically import my playlist. If anyone knows of any way I could do that could you tell me. I am looking at my computer savvy friends right now. Especially you Jon. You know your way around these machines better than most people I know. I am just an average user. I can navigate my way around them. But little tweeking techniques I am not good at. I didn't even start talking on MSN until I was 18! I always grew up with a computer like five years older than everyone else had at the time. I miss five inch floppy disc games. Iwish computers still came with them. Mine doesn't even have a three and a half inch floppy. I guess they are considered pretty obsolete now.

Does anyone remember lemmings? Such a great game. I never got far in it because I would always blow them all up all the time. Or Captain Stryker. Haha good memories. Oh! and Galactica! Those were great old school computer games. I still haven't found a widget for Pacman to put on my blog. That would be almost as good as Nigel. That is what I decided to call the Kitty. I don't like the name it came with. Mauki or some shit. It isn't as good as my real cat though. Did anyone check out the website I put up a little while ago in my blog. The Above Top Secret one? I got another one for you to check out. There is a website for the radio program I listen to every night that talks about fringe theories. Coast to Coast. The website is www.coasttocoastam.com You should all check it out. Fascinating videos and articles on it. I don't know if you guys in Owen Sound can get the radio program. it used to be played late at night on CBC I know back in the day. It is long. It runs from 9:00 P.M. until 5:30 A.M. every day. I love talk radio. Well, it is all I listen too as far as radio goes. Music sucks on radio.

So I never listen to music stations. AM 640. The radio station it is on is only talk radio. Most of it is right wing assholes. But I like to know what the other side is saying. Coast to Coast seems to be the only show that isn't all right wing bullshit. All the other programs and their hosts are douche bags. But I listen to it often enough. I often wake up to these amusing points of view based in ignorance. But they aren't over the top idealists either thank God. I can appreciate right wing media moreso than that. I like to listen to the right wing Media more than the Liberal media. I find I can figure out better what the leftsaying from what the right is saying easier than listening to the left and figuring out what the right is saying based on what they are talking about. At least that is what I say to myself to justify not having much else to listen too. I think I should probably wrap this up and start thinking about how sexy I want to look for work today. Pretty sexy you say? I couldn't agree more. I have this slutty little number that should boost my sales. I hope you all have a lovely productive day. Cheers!