I doubt your weekend was better than mine...

I think it will take me a few days to recover. But damn was it fun as all hell. Which is saying a lot. Because I hear Satan and his minions really know how to party. With the raping and the pillaging and all. Anyways, Thursday morning I went to work and did the load. The load usually comes on Fridays, but we were closed yesterday. Do to it being "Jesus hung up for the night" day. So soon after I came home from work I went and grabbed my Go Bus. Listened to Maggot Filled Cunt most of the way there. Haha. Amazing band name. When I got into town. I went over to Dave's Froze my ass off on the walk there. What a bullshit April so far. Jimmy was working until midnight and Nicole was working until 2 A.M. Dave and I hadn't decided what we were doing yet. But we smoked some pot. Started drinking rum and tequilla. Later on that evening, Seb, Dave's roommate, offered me some salvia. I enjoyed myself. Keith, one of Dave's friends, smoked it for the first time and tripped balls. It was hilarious. So Dave and I had decided we were going to go to the strip club after The Leaf game to see Nicole strut her goods.

Which I thoroughly enjoyed. She is a very sensual woman I must say. She'll make a fortune. After a few dancers and a couple beers, Dave and I left. We were going to meet up with Seb at the Comfort Zone. It is this basement club where there are raves all the time. We wanted to go there with Seb, do some E and dance our asses off. So we did a couple pills each. Got high and started dancing. There were soooo many beautiful women there. More then you can shake a stick at. Trust me, I shook my stick at a lot of them. But there were just to many. After work Nicole came. She hadn't been planning on it, but Dave talked her into it with offerings of drugs and such I think. When Nicole came, is when the party started. It was a hell of a fun time. I dirty danced with some beautiful women. Mostly Nicole though. Nicole and I and Seb ended up taking our shirts off. I needed too anyway. I was saturated in sweat. Dancing from like 1 in the morning until 8:30 in the morning exhausts and dehydrates you. Especially when you are on E. I had never in my life really had fun at a rave before.

I never realized that the whole place is just filled with the beautiful scent of sexuality. Everyone is on E and most people want to be touched. You see a girl by herself, go put your hands on her hips and dance with her. Chances are, that is exactly what she wants. Everyone craves human contact while on E. There were a couple who shook me off. But hey, it doesn't bother me when there are greener pastures. I really admired Nicole. She has every right to be a bitch to most men. Just because she is better looking then most people. But she is very kind and accepting of everyone. There would be men going to dance with her even though she was way out of there league. But she would still dance with them. If more people were easy going like that, I bet you there would be a lot less rape in the world. My left testicle still hurts from me rubbing it in the wrong direction on Nicole's leg. Haha, while I was there, some girl in the smoknig section came up to me and asked me if she could take out my nipple rings and put them back in (I had my shirt off even outside I was so hot, even though it was minus a million degrees).

I of course said sure. It was an interesting experience. I don't think I have had anyone else put them in since I originally got them pierced. I wish I had had the energy to party the whole time at the Comfort Zone. It was a long party. From 10 P.M. until 4 P.M. the next day. Eighteen hours. I would need a lot more E though. My body still hurts a lot from all the dancing. But after that we went back to Dave's. Smoked a joint to come down a little softer. Which helped. His one poster on the wall that I forget what it is now, I was hallucinating on and it was shape shifting. Damn shape shifters. But I think we chilled in his living room for about an hour before going to sleep at around 9:30-10:00 in the morning. Nicole and I shared Dave's couch. I eventually moved to the floor. It is hard to share a couch with someone who is a billion feet tall. Next time we are doing it spoons style. At least that way we can both spread out.We woke up three or four hours later. Not really sure. I didn't really want to be awake. But everyone else was. Man did we look like a pack of worn mules.

Jimmy called us asking if we wanted to go for breakfast at The Red Room. The answer was yes. Nicole had to buy me breakfast and pay part of my way home because I lost my debit card at the strip club I think. I only had some coin on me in money. So I got my usual. Bacon and eggs, extra side of bacon. Andrea, some jew who I forget her name. But people know who I mean as soon as I say jew. She has a big jew nose with a Jew lisp. Anyways. Jimmy had fucked her the night before. I was disappointed when I saw her and realized she was very unattractive. Haha. I know that was mean. But oh well. This was what I was thinking at breakfast. There was also some other girl who also didn't make enough of an impact on me for me to remember her name. One thing I noticed. With the jew girl and Andrea together, I think fifty percent of the vocabulary was "like". What was amusing is that the jew girl was eating bacon during passover. After breakfast. Dave and I and Jimmy and Nicole went back to Jimmy's. We lost the three girls who were at breakfast with us. I don't remember where they went or when.

But one moment they wre there, the next they were gone. Once back at Jimmy's, Nicole went for a nap. We watched the simpsons and other garbage. Not much brain activity going on due to the past days activities. But I like the empty feeling of complete apathy of an E come down. I still feel it a bit right now. It is enjoyable to not give a shit about reactions to what you do. Jimmy got a call from Laura Simon while she was in town. Her Montreal trip fucked her over hardcore. So she was staying at his place I think. I didn't see her for very long because I had to go home due to work early this morning. Hence this early morning blog post. This is one of the most relaxing things to do in the morning. I generally always do before work. I get up about 45 minutes earlier then I need to to do this. I also missed seeing Mike Dowdall and Kayla. Which was disappointing. I am always up for a round of beat the shit out of each other with that girl. But she is too chicken. I also missed Jen's birthday bash. Another being I love dearly.

But I can generally not very often party two days in a row because I hardly ever have two days off in a row. So last night, I went home. Checked my e-mail while my Grandma made me a little dinner. Ate and went straight to bed. It was like 9:30. So I got a decent amount of sleep. Woke up and had the shower I so badly needed. I hadn't washed since sweating like mad in the club. I was too tired to do it when I got home. Then I would have to wait for my hair to dry before I could sleep. Which is why I made the decision I did. Now I feel like and empty case that is supposed to hold a million buxks. But I don't quite feel like a million bucks yet. I bet you I will once work is done today. Jimmy is coming over to watch the last Leaf game of the regular season. Maybe last game period. If they lose. Even if they win, The Islanders could win there next two games and knock the leafs out. Going to be an incredibly intense game. Anyways jerk offs. I am going to go drink coffee and smoke cigarettes. That will complete my morning ritual. Next to the baby child sacrificing. But I avoid mentioning that due to it being slightly illegal. Cheers!