The big day...

So my store is getting auditted this afternoon by our DSM (district sales manager) So I have spent all week learning everything my boss knows. Haha. My manager hates the DSM. So she is pretending to have an appointment and getting me to cover her. Which is a good idea. The DSM likes me more then she likes my manager. I think there is a catty thing going on there. Hopefully we get a good score. A lot of shit has to be in perfect order. Daily sales reports. All the bank receipts in order by date and the week and month end totals have to balance. So yesterday, a calculator was my lover at work. I am a little nervous. But if I am to be manager someday, I would rather have done everything required already so I never feel like I was just thrown into the deep end of the pool without having learned how to swim yet. I do know pretty much it all though. It is the less frequent happenings that I don't really know well. But it is because they are infrequent. I learn through repitition.

So my 100th blog post went quite well. I was happy with it. More people submitted then I expected. Though a lot of them late. I editted it last at around 11:00 last night. In fact only two people didn't do it that I asked too. Abby and Syd. But that is ok. I forgive you both. I am really fuckin' excited for the weekend. Will will be up. And because of that gorgeous man's name, I am able to use the word "will" twice in a row. Not everyone can brag that. If you want to meet a person that just screams eclectic. Definately Will. There is a reason he drummed for Kostanza. Though the relevence of that statement and the reason have since slipped my mind. Oh well. I am sure it will come back to me at a time where the information will be useless. Stupid brain. Terrible at prioritizing. So. Someone got offended about something I said in my blog. I always enjoy addressing that. It has been something I have done a lot of. Rediculous. First thing that comes to mind. It is a fuckin' blog.

There ARE actual good reasons to be pissed off in this world. Just because we are sheltered little western culture bitches doesn't mean we should be getting pissed off or even offended at blogs. It is an electronic medium that is used in place of a journal or diary. Except that it is public. You are the voyeur looking into my thoughts and feelings. My intellectual property. So really, don't get mad. It is quite pointless. I am not going to filter shit just to cater to your comfort zone. Unless you are an incredibly close friend of mine and there are solid reasons. But in general, not going to happen. Also, as I said once before. Don't read it. If you are that easily offended, this is not the place for you to browse. But the reality of the matter is. People love having reasons to be pissed off. Makes them feel righteous for some reason. Which is why I find a lot of people who hate me, that have stuck around a lot throughout my life. I am their ticket to self justification. The insecure like to compare themselves to me and then think they are better because of the brash human being I am. And that may be true.

But they aren't better human beings because I exist. That is where they go wrong. Anyways. Enough of that topic. I got bored of it five years ago. The two things that people are most predictable about. What pisses them off, and what turns them on. So anyone can be good at sex and fuck with there head. It is a gift we should treasure. It is nice to feel free on my blog again. Getting the 100th done was a few day proccess. But totally worth the wait. I know there were a bunch of things I wanted to write about. But like I said, I will remember them when I am not doing this and probably forget before the next time I am doing what I am doing right now. I am proud of this so I want to mention it in my blog. My idea for Nicole is now part of her regular stripping routine. You know why? Because I am a genius. I really should demand royalties. 10% of the take home or something. Hmmm. Remind me later. Well I am going to wrap this up I think. You are all gorgeous. I would like to thank Nicole, Dave, Jon, Kayla, Martin, Lesley, Jimmy, and Will for there contributions to the blog. All of those are some of the most stand up people you will meet. I feel very privileged to know them all. Good day my pretties.