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Good morning everyone. Been awhile since I have posted anything. Haven't been in the mood lately really. I think I wrote so fucking much over the past year that I burnt myself out a bit from it. I think I last talked to you all on my birthday. The next day I went up and saw Jaime. I had a lovely weekend with her. Didn't do too much. There was a big fucking snow storm so I got snowed in a day later. But as usual, my weekends with Jaime are kind of personal and intimiate so all I will really say is that it was relaxing and therapeutic. I headed for home on Monday. When I got into town I didn't feel like getting on the Go Bus to come to Mississauga. I called in to work and found out I didn't work until late in the afternoon. So I called up Jimmy and went over there to sit around and drink with the boy and catch up. We celebrated his newfound singleness with cans of Guinness and laughs all around. Dave mothahfuckin' Power came over and drank with us as well.

We also went to the Red Room. I had a craving for a plate of nachos. Got a pitcher of Sleeman's Honey Brown Ale. It is an OK beer. I would never go out of my way to buy it. But it was the best they had on tap. We were going to go to this bar called The Rhino that night. It is a bar that has a beer menu. An extensive one. It tells you the name of the beer, what country it is from, and what kind of beer it is. Like whether it is a stout, ale, pilsener, lager, etc. But it ended up we were little bitches and we got too cold standing at the street car stop. So we just went back to Jimmy's and drank some Yellowtail Merlot. Which isn't bad. I find their shiraz is Much better. I also heard Yellowtail is coming out with a Sangiovese. I hope so. I am sure it would be an orgasm in your mouth. Are you all prepped for Christmas? I think I am. At least I don't plan on going out anymore. My kitty sais hello to all you blog stalkers. Haha.

Who doesn't browse blogs. Pretty much if a blog is linked on your friends blog, you are probably going to read it at least once. If it sucks, probably not much. So my goal is for my blog to suck so much ass that you will all lose interest in my life and realize how much more interesting a person Britney Spears is then me. It would be sweet to know where her blog is huh... I will look into it later. Then she will be the exclusive person I link too on here. As you all notice, I don't have anyone else linked on my blog. I don't want my creepy readers reading your shit. Haha. I have to go home for a couple days for Christmas. Hopefully I make it without my family driving me off the deep end with their "Jesus this" and "God that". For them, 'tis the fucking season. For me, I can't wait until the bloody holidays are over. Then maybe I can start expunging Christmas carols from my brain. They play them enough in one month to make up for the other 11 that I never hear them. It is bullshit.

And it isn't like there is death metal Christmas carols. So there is absolutely nothing redeeming about the holidays. Jaime is coming back with me on boxing day For a bit over the holidays. Which is good. She hasn't been up here since September or some shit. Whenever we got her milker impaled with jewelry. I think that was September. I think I am in a good mood because I am listening to Odious Mortem for the first time in a while. Their music slays kids. I gave Jaime Spawn of Possession's Noctambulant this past weekend. The best death metal album made. At least one of them. My kitty keeps walking on my keyboard. Maybe I should let her taker over this blogging thing. Oh gosh. When I got back from Jaime's and Toronto and all that other bullshit, my kitty was sooooo overjoyed to see me. I missed her a lot. As I have said before. I love my cat more then I have loved another animal. If I was another cat, I would marry my kitty and have little kittens with her. Anyways, I am going to sign off for the day. This has grown characteristically long. You all know how long winded I am. I miss you darling. I hope you all have a lovely day. Cheers!