I never do these things...

...But I woke up early this mornig thinking I had to open. Turns out I am not working until this afternoon. Once I am up, I can't go back to sleep. Especially after I have showered. Stolen From Jaime.

1) Full Name: Trevor Shaun Spencer

2) Male/Female: Male

3) Were you named after anyone? I doubt it. If there was anyone named Trevor in the bible, that is who I would be named after. But there isn't, so I am not.

4) Does your name mean anything? Prudent

5) Nick Name(s): Rosebuds, T-Dank, T-Boz.

6) What do you think you look like… name wise? I always assumed me.

7) Date Of Birth: December 13th 1983

8)Place of Birth and Current Location: Etobicoke, Mississauga.

9) Nationality: British, Canadian, Newfie, so most likely some Irish in me too.
It appears questions 10 and 11 are missing.

12) Religion: My Lord and Saviour Jesus

13) Whats your favorite smell? Day old pussy on my fingers.

14) Political Position? Is systematic destruction of the Government a political position?

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee and cigarettes

16) Hair + Eye colour: Black, brown.

17) Do you look like anyone famous? I have been told Jason Schwartzman. ( I think I spelled his last name wrong)

18 is missing too.

19) Any unusual talents? My uncanny ability to understand talented musicians without being a musician myself.

20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous? Righty.

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other? Straight right now. Who knows, things could change.

22) What do you do for a living? Sell wine. Drink wine. Bet on hockey.

23) What do you do for fun? Listen to Technical Death Metal. Drink wine. Watch hockey. Love my friends. Kiss the lady.

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with? Manipulation. Comes in handy with sales. And sales is an art.

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with? My brain.

26) Have you met your grandparents? Yes

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: Girlfriend.

28) Crush: On my girlfriend.

29) What celebrity would you date if you could? Brad Pitt.

30) Current worries? I don't worry much in my life. Just a few right now.

31) Favorite online Guy(s)/Girl(s): I hate talking online in general now. But I sometimes enjoy it when it is someone I haven't seen/talked too in a while that I love.

32) Favorite place to be? I enjoy Jaime's basement. I also loved Jonny Boy's old apartment. Jimmy's. My home. Montreal. Toronto. The Opera House.

33) Least favorite place to be? Dirty stuffy places. Mr. Slave's ass.

34) Do you burn or tan? Mostly just tan.

35) Ever break a bone? My arm.

36) What is your favorite cereal? Cheerios, Raisin Bran, Corn Bran.

37) Person you cry with: I generally don't ever have things to cry about. If I do it is just being overly emotional due to exhaustion because I work a lot.

Do You Have…

38) Any sisters: 4 of 'em. Tanya, Faith, Rachelle, and Michaela.

39) Any brothers: 7 of 'em. Joshua, Stephen, Isaiah, Luke, Josiah, Nathaniel, and Micah.

40) Any pets: 1 gorgeous kitty.

41) An Illness: I have been told smoking and premarital sex are a disease.

42) A Pager: No

43) A Personal phone line: No

44) A Cell phone: No.

45) A visible birthmark: Nope.

46) A Pool or hot tub: Hot tub in my building.

47) A Car: Never.

Describe Your…

48) Personality: Constantly changing with age.

49) Driving: Fearful.

50) Your clothing style: Jimmy, Mike, and Nicole describe it as "Mississauga Goth".

51) Room: Spotless.

52) What’s missing: It doesn't make sense. This part of the survey starts off with "describe your...". So to start this part I read it in my brain as "describe your what's missing".

53) School: Neccesary for some. Waste of money for me.

55) Relationship with your parent(s): Distant. Which makes it healthier then it ever was before.

56) Do You believe in yourself: Well of course. It is the only thing I know is real. Everything else is just a contruct of my mind.... man.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight? Haven't experienced it yet. But I am sure it has happened.

58) Consider yourself a good listener: When I am interested. If you bore the fuck out of me I tune you out.

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share? Yeah. I dreamt once I was in the future. 2012 I think. The world ended. Yadda yadda.

60) Get Along with your parents: From a distance.

61) Save your e-mail conversations: Who converses by e-mail? MSN is in now. But I do save my e-mails.

62) Pray: Not anymore.

63) Believe in reincarnation: In some sense of the word.

64) Brush your teeth twice a day? Yeppers. Being a smoker and coffee drinker it is ever so important for me to do so.

65) Like to talk on the phone: The only people I chat on the phone with really are Jimmy, and Jaime.

66) Like to eat? Depends on the food.

67) Like to exercise? Sometimes

68) Like to watch sports? Hockey!

69) Sing in the car? Do I look like the kind of faggot who listens to sing-a-long songs?

70) What is a dream that you have all the time? A wet one.

71) Dream in color?: Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

72) Do you have nightmares? I think I have had one in the last ten years or so.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: If my cat was stuffed, the answer would be yes. I am waiting until she dies though.
What is…

74) Right next to you: Spawn of Possession's Noctambulant. Coffee. Cigarettes. Phone. Printer. Cat.

75) On your favorite coffee cup? Nothing but black.

76) On your mouse pad: I have an optical mouse. No need for a pad.

77) Your favorite flavor of gum? Cinnamon

78) Your brand of deodorant? Red Zone, or Axe.

79) Your dream honeymoon spot?: Paris. Bora Bora. The Caymens. Something like that.

80) Your dream husband/wife: Angelina Jolie.

81) Hiding in your closet? Circle of dead children.

82) Under your bed: Child pornography. Parents never look there.

84) Your bad time of the day: Don't think I have one.

85) Your worst fear(s): I don't think I am ready to post that on the internet.

86) What’s the weather like: Sunny and cold.

87) Your favorite time of year? Summer for fucking sure.

88) Your favorite holiday? I hate the holidays.

89) A material weakness? Death Metal Merchandise.

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Chocolate chip cookies and salsa.

91) At the top of your “to-do list”? Get the fuck off this continent.

92) The hardest thing about growing up: The growing up part.

93) A pet peeve? Fat people who eat in front of me.

94) Your scariest moment: Shooting my brother's eye out with a BB gun.

95) Your attitude about love? Loaded question that I don't feel like tackling.

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you’ve done to get the attention of the opposite sex? Shot myself in the penis with a 12 gauge. Turns out she likes to get laid.

97) The worst feeling in the world: Being cold.

98) The best feeling in the world: Blow jobs.

99) Who sent this to you? No one. I stole it.

100) you tag: What??

101) what better things could you be doing with your time right now? Listening to Death Metal. Oh wait. I was. This whole time.