I woke up this morning and the first thing I was thinking was how much I mattered to the world. Then it dawned on me that I am just a cluster of complicated information. Like everything else. Waiting to be discovered and simplified. You wait. It will happen. So. I had a pretty awesome weekend I must say. I will take it from the top.. Or the bottom.. I don't know which way is up anymore. So after work on Friday I headed down to Jimmy's. I was staying with him overnight because I had to catch a bus to Owen Sound at the crack of dawn. I get down there and tell Jimmy about my day at work. It was a very good day for me. I think I broke my personal records in sales. This one really exxpensive bottle of icewine I sold more that night then the wholee previous year I had been working there and my top seller was our most expensive red. I had never done that before. You can sell really good wine. But generally you are still going to sell more of the cheap bottles no matter how good you are. But I guess you apparently can be good enough. Because I was.
I was in the zone that day in my over caffeinated state. I get down to Jimmy's and he had picked up beer in anticipation of me coming and knowing I would be down too late to pick up anything. I didn't get to his place until after 11. When I got there he had gotten this amazingly delicious beer from the Mill St. Brewery. It is Brewery in Toronto on Mill St. But it is called Coffee Porter. Amazing beer brewed with coffee. Jon came down soon after I was there. We sat around drinking and listening to Leftover Crack and bad rap. Oh and also the new Behold... The Arctopus. I put it onto Jimmy's compputer because he was trying to download it. I had it on the MP3 player so I thought it was pointless for him to do so. We also had the fourty that was left over from Cracktoberfest. Jimmy ordered from Papa Ceo's. The best pizza in the city in case you were wondering. He also set off a roman candle out his backdoor when he was drunker. It was the one we couldn't get to light that one night we were trashed setting off fireworks in his backyard. But he got it going just fine.
So we were up quite late. I think until four in the morning or so. So I was groggy when I woke up at seven to clean myself up and get the hell to a bus by eight. The bus ride was long. But at the stop over in Barrie we got to have a fifteen twenty minute break. So I had a smoke and bought a coffee. There were these old order mennonites sitting in front of me the whole trip. Man are they rowdy fuck heads. Haha. They were pretty awesome. Anywways. At the stop over they were outside smoking as wwell. One of them asked me for a drag of my cigarette. I said he could have one if he twisted me up one of his home made. So he did. It was all home grown tobacco. And wrapped in tabacco. It was really really fucking strong. Amazingly delicious. Anyways when we were back in the bus waiting to leave, all of these guys (all were guys except for one girl who was one of the guys wife) saw this attractive woman waiting to get on the bus. The driver wasn't there yet. They are soooo forward. They were wistling at her and tapping on the bus window and shit. Haha. She was so soooo very uncomfortable.
Especially when she had to walk past them when she finally got on the bus. At another stop in Wasaga or some shit. This guy got off to meet his girl and son. Anyways this woman had HUGE breasts, Even bigger than Jaime's. And anyone who has 25% or more of their vision knows Jaime is blessed with future back problems. Anyways this girl was leaning over changing the kids diaper in the stroller. And you saw a very large portion of her chest as she did so. Well let me tell you. These mennonites really noticed. All five of them came to the one side and just stared and stared like they were going to cream their pants on site. Even the married guy was staring The married guy was on the other side of the bus. He actually came to my side to look. Haha. The woman's boyfriend was the one made most uncomfortable. Also there was this little Chinese woman who missed her bus and came back jabbering in Chinese. A lot of the way on the bus I had to hear their impression of her. they would basically just say "na na na" in really high pitched voices. Man they are rude buggers.
But they entertained me. When I got sick of them I just turned on the MP3 player. I got into town about half an hour late I think. Jaime was waiting there with her mother Donna. Lovely woman I might add. But her daughter kicks the shit out of her. So I didn't really notice Donna with Jaime being right there. Jaime's Mom asked us if we wanted to go back with hher or stay in town. We decided to stay in town. First thing we did was eat at the Boot & Blade. I had an automatic gun with me in case I saw Larry Miller. Unfortunately I did not. Those fucks never work on weekends. While we were there Martin called Jaime wanting to hang out with us and give her her coat. So we decided decided to get together later. After we went to Tunga's and spent the day there chatting and watching rediculous flash that seems to be a staple there. Martin met up with us there. We had marijuana in various forms. A drinkable liquid. In chocolates, and also what I would call pot gruel. I got pretty fucked off of it I must say. Some other random people dropped by at points.
But not people I really care about so it doesn't really matter. We had a lot of good conversation. We were there until one or two in the morning. then Martin drove us back to Jaime's house. We had a nice intimate evening. We woke up the next day and Jaime's Mom made us breakfast. Which was nice of her. Evverytime I have been there she has made us bacon and eggs. My kind of woman. Haha. We spent the afternoon at her place just the two of us in her basement. Then later on we went to the movies and saw American Gangster. It was quite good. I reccomend it. Especially if you want to see Denzel Washington smash a guy's head in with the back cover of a grand piano and a lot of people shooting heroine. Afterwards we went to Tim Horton's. Got coffee and Timbits. Then her Mom came and picked us up and we spent the rest of the night together. It was a great weekend. it was the time I have seen Jaime that I spent most of the time with just her. Most other times we were socializing most of the time with other people. It was therapeutic and a time I will never forget unless I get alzheimers.
Woke up early the next day and had breakfast, listened to metal and showereed and all the other morning staples. Then had a nap together in the afternoon. Then when her Mother got back from work, she drove me to the bus stop. It was a hard good bye. I hate them in general and always have. The trip back was really fucking long and it was spent in a daze half dozing in and out of sleep. I was happy to get home after spending so long on the Greyhound, then after being on the subway, then after on the Go bus. I still haven't caught up on sleep. But I am not worried about it. Apperently you never can. Anyways, that was my weekend. It was great and now I have to head off to work. I hope you all have a good day. Apperently it is snowing in parts of the province. Fucking winter. Cheers!
I was in the zone that day in my over caffeinated state. I get down to Jimmy's and he had picked up beer in anticipation of me coming and knowing I would be down too late to pick up anything. I didn't get to his place until after 11. When I got there he had gotten this amazingly delicious beer from the Mill St. Brewery. It is Brewery in Toronto on Mill St. But it is called Coffee Porter. Amazing beer brewed with coffee. Jon came down soon after I was there. We sat around drinking and listening to Leftover Crack and bad rap. Oh and also the new Behold... The Arctopus. I put it onto Jimmy's compputer because he was trying to download it. I had it on the MP3 player so I thought it was pointless for him to do so. We also had the fourty that was left over from Cracktoberfest. Jimmy ordered from Papa Ceo's. The best pizza in the city in case you were wondering. He also set off a roman candle out his backdoor when he was drunker. It was the one we couldn't get to light that one night we were trashed setting off fireworks in his backyard. But he got it going just fine.
So we were up quite late. I think until four in the morning or so. So I was groggy when I woke up at seven to clean myself up and get the hell to a bus by eight. The bus ride was long. But at the stop over in Barrie we got to have a fifteen twenty minute break. So I had a smoke and bought a coffee. There were these old order mennonites sitting in front of me the whole trip. Man are they rowdy fuck heads. Haha. They were pretty awesome. Anywways. At the stop over they were outside smoking as wwell. One of them asked me for a drag of my cigarette. I said he could have one if he twisted me up one of his home made. So he did. It was all home grown tobacco. And wrapped in tabacco. It was really really fucking strong. Amazingly delicious. Anyways when we were back in the bus waiting to leave, all of these guys (all were guys except for one girl who was one of the guys wife) saw this attractive woman waiting to get on the bus. The driver wasn't there yet. They are soooo forward. They were wistling at her and tapping on the bus window and shit. Haha. She was so soooo very uncomfortable.
Especially when she had to walk past them when she finally got on the bus. At another stop in Wasaga or some shit. This guy got off to meet his girl and son. Anyways this woman had HUGE breasts, Even bigger than Jaime's. And anyone who has 25% or more of their vision knows Jaime is blessed with future back problems. Anyways this girl was leaning over changing the kids diaper in the stroller. And you saw a very large portion of her chest as she did so. Well let me tell you. These mennonites really noticed. All five of them came to the one side and just stared and stared like they were going to cream their pants on site. Even the married guy was staring The married guy was on the other side of the bus. He actually came to my side to look. Haha. The woman's boyfriend was the one made most uncomfortable. Also there was this little Chinese woman who missed her bus and came back jabbering in Chinese. A lot of the way on the bus I had to hear their impression of her. they would basically just say "na na na" in really high pitched voices. Man they are rude buggers.
But they entertained me. When I got sick of them I just turned on the MP3 player. I got into town about half an hour late I think. Jaime was waiting there with her mother Donna. Lovely woman I might add. But her daughter kicks the shit out of her. So I didn't really notice Donna with Jaime being right there. Jaime's Mom asked us if we wanted to go back with hher or stay in town. We decided to stay in town. First thing we did was eat at the Boot & Blade. I had an automatic gun with me in case I saw Larry Miller. Unfortunately I did not. Those fucks never work on weekends. While we were there Martin called Jaime wanting to hang out with us and give her her coat. So we decided decided to get together later. After we went to Tunga's and spent the day there chatting and watching rediculous flash that seems to be a staple there. Martin met up with us there. We had marijuana in various forms. A drinkable liquid. In chocolates, and also what I would call pot gruel. I got pretty fucked off of it I must say. Some other random people dropped by at points.
But not people I really care about so it doesn't really matter. We had a lot of good conversation. We were there until one or two in the morning. then Martin drove us back to Jaime's house. We had a nice intimate evening. We woke up the next day and Jaime's Mom made us breakfast. Which was nice of her. Evverytime I have been there she has made us bacon and eggs. My kind of woman. Haha. We spent the afternoon at her place just the two of us in her basement. Then later on we went to the movies and saw American Gangster. It was quite good. I reccomend it. Especially if you want to see Denzel Washington smash a guy's head in with the back cover of a grand piano and a lot of people shooting heroine. Afterwards we went to Tim Horton's. Got coffee and Timbits. Then her Mom came and picked us up and we spent the rest of the night together. It was a great weekend. it was the time I have seen Jaime that I spent most of the time with just her. Most other times we were socializing most of the time with other people. It was therapeutic and a time I will never forget unless I get alzheimers.
Woke up early the next day and had breakfast, listened to metal and showereed and all the other morning staples. Then had a nap together in the afternoon. Then when her Mother got back from work, she drove me to the bus stop. It was a hard good bye. I hate them in general and always have. The trip back was really fucking long and it was spent in a daze half dozing in and out of sleep. I was happy to get home after spending so long on the Greyhound, then after being on the subway, then after on the Go bus. I still haven't caught up on sleep. But I am not worried about it. Apperently you never can. Anyways, that was my weekend. It was great and now I have to head off to work. I hope you all have a good day. Apperently it is snowing in parts of the province. Fucking winter. Cheers!
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