Oscar Has Testicles

Good morning everyone. When I realize why it is good. I will tell you. But right now it just is, and that is fine with me. But I have to say most of my mornings are. Allergies aren't hitting me like a fat black woman who hasn't been laid in three months this morning. I can breath probably at 70% capacity through my nose right noow. Better then the 40% I was suffering in the mornigs the last while. So tomorrow I get to go to Guelph for Cracktoberfest. It is a yearly thing with some old friends from Owen Sound that I can't seem to get rid of, Haha. No they are awesome people. I am going to see the likes of Josie, Keith, Tom, Maggie, Maybe even Laura, Paul, Mike, Steve. Oh, and I can't forget Dougsy. I think Meghan lives there too. There are a fuckload of people I used to know from Owen Sound living there anyway. Anyways, we spend an evening listening to Leftover Crack and drinking 40's. That is how it is supposed to be anyway. Even though last time, Jimmy and I were the only ones who brought 40's because everyone else were a bunch of faggots.

Oh and Jimmy's Leftover Crack shirt came in the mail for him yesterday just in time. It is the one I ordered him for his birthday. I had ordered myself a Necrophagist shirt at the same time and I am sooo fucking happy to finally have one. Someone who has been loving and listening to Necrophagist as long as I have should have a shirt. It is a nice one too. Has a very detailed skull on it and shit. Very typical metal. But what makes metal typical is amazing. Intricate detail and gore and a lot of death is sweet assed shit to put on clothing if you ask me. Beats your Nike check mark. So I decided to go up and see Jaime on the first weekend of November. I have the whole weekend off. But I am only going to be able to stay there for about a day. I work Friday but can't leave on Friday because I am working until 9:15 at night. I will just get one at some ungodly hour. My birthday is in a little over a month. That is pretty nuts. I will be 24. Someone should by me a 2-4 for my birthday.

It seems to be the appropriate thing to do when hitting this age. Do I have grays yet? Should I consider retirement plans. Fuck. 24. I can't believe it. I am halfway through my life I am sure with what I have done to it. I have figured for a while that I will live until 50 tops. And time goes quicker as I get older. So actually it will feel like a couple years from now and I will be 44 and wonder what the fuck happened the last twenty years. Hopefully I don't wake up with overgrown tumours. (children) People like to have those things to reassure themselves that their lover will stay. Even though they sometimes still leave. But in reality, we are in the day and age where people should be intelligent enough to know they shouldn't be popping kids out left right and centre. Yet they do. Do they honestly think they are doing the world a favour when our resources are already stretching thin. You should have to have a license for bearing children. To get that license you just need to pass an IQ test and have an IQ 120 or over. Pretty much most everyone I know who are or have had kids aren't that smart.

And people I know who are that smart are too smart to have kids. Funny how that works. The gene pool is getting infected by the idiots because the smart people are too intelligent to be popping out babies. It is all the lower class failures having them. Haha. i have had this conversation a few times lately. People really get up in arms about it. Something about freedom and all that shit. Yeah well we all know freedom won't exist nor can. We can't live together in harmony with all of us just governing ourselves. Jesus. Even I hate a lot of you fucks out there too much for it to work. Sooo many of you are going to be single Mom's. All I will have to say when it happens is "I told you so" and "you deserve it". Anyways on that positive note I think I am going to sign off. Actually to me this is a positive conversation. I only hope some day that it all comes true. I hope you all have a lovely day. I will post tomorrow before I leave. I have a secret message to finish. Cheers!