Exodus

Good morning folks. I don't feel like I have anything to write about this morning. But here I am. Actually scratch that. I almost forgot about what I was listening to last night on coast to coast. They had as the guest a former IRS investigator. They were talking about personal income taxes. Whether they were constitutional. Very very fucking fascinating. Anyways. She worked for the IRS for eight years and then gave it up because she was a very family oriented woman and couldn't be while being the tax gestapo. (her words). So anyways There was a case of a man getting charged with income tax evasion or some shit. It was a big case. But I forget who it was. Anyways. He said to the cameras of the media that if anyone could find him the law or where in the constitution it sais he had to pay income tax, he would give them a $50,000 reward. So this woman she felt she could pay off her husbands car and everything. Knew the law surrounding taxes well and thought she had this one in the bag. She never found anything saying as an American you had to pay an income tax.

What she did find was that income tax was there for aliens and corporations to pay for the privilege of prospering on the land. For being able to profit from their culture. She has been very vocal about it ever since and hasn't payed her taxes since 1999. She has had armed guards come to her house and hold her family at gun point while they searched her house. Threatening charges and all that. But she is apperently big shit in the States right now so it would be hard for them to just cart her off. She was saying how there is no way she could pay the money she is earning to a corrupt state that aren't supposed to even be taking this money in. She was encouraging everyone to look into it over the radio. She said to not take her word for it. You can see for yourself. But you have to really dig into it. Surface bullshit of law won't do it. Turn off your T.V. and hang up your golf clubs a little bit and look into it. Haha. She called the television the electronic income reducer. Haha. Then she said you would know what she knows. Then I think this is a direct quote from her.

She said "once you know, it will be your choice to be an informed slave, or to get off the plantation. As fascinating as all of this was. It was all about American law. I am curious to look into canadian law. But fuck my with a broomstick full of roofing nails. That would be the driest shit to sift through. Yes, even drier then your Grandmother's cunt. Especially those of you I know out there who have dead Grandmother's. That would be extra dry. But come on. Tax law! The most exciting thing I ever read about it was a fiction novel called "The Firm" by John Grisham. And that was a fucking terrible book. So I was gonig to have to work all weekend this weekend. Through a bunch of amazing circumstances and through staff who were greatful for me covering for them, I got it off. Trust me my friends. I needed it. I have a nine hour shift today, then I am coming back in Monday morning to work. But right after work tonight I am getting on a bus downtown. Going to see a hardcore band called "Fucked Up" tomorrow with Sophie, Jimmy, and Colin and crew.

I bet you this band is going to suck like pretty much every other "core" band out there. Scream their heads off and do shitty repetitive break downs that makes you want to hork in the back of their throats just so they will shut up for a minute. I am probably going to buy that Black Mamba hot sauce tooo that is as hot as police pepper spray. Death by hot peppers sounds like a sweet way to go eh? I was talking to perhaps the smartest 14 year old I have ever talked too. He was huge. I think six foot two or so. He is a new hire as a cart boy at Longo's. Anyways he introduced himself to me. His name is Angelo. I think the kid has ADD or something. He is so quick tongued but expresses himself so clearly and concisely for a 14 year old. Also exuded a confidence I had never seen at that age. Discovered I loved metal. Boy did I appreciate the fucking kid after he asked me if I liked Spawn of Possession. I do believe only the musically intelligent could like that band. The kid is very very nice too.

He is getting a job at 14 to start saving up for university. Now that is a kid who really looks ahead in his life so much that he barely has hit puberty but he is padding his future nest. I admire that maybe because it was quite late in life before I started to get on that whore. Anyways I am going to wrap this up for the day. I have other more important writing projects. Not permanent ones. But I got to send Jaime Dear an e-mail. I hope you all have a lovely weekend. you will hear from me Monday or Tuesday. Cheers!