Cock Callibration

Good morning everyone. I am quite delayed in posting this morning. I was talking to good ol' Keith. Telling him I was going to go up to Cracktoberfest on the 27th. I am really excited. Get to wear my Leftover Crack hoody for it and listen to fuckloads of Leftover Crack. I saw my friend Asmaa yesterday for the first time in a long time. Remember I was supposed to help her move one day after work? Well she never showed up so I asked her what happened that day. Apperently the people she was buying the house from changed their mind last minute while all her shit was in a moving truck. Her husband won custody of the kids. I told you all how I encouraged her to divorce her husband because of various reasons. So now I feel bad. She said she was sleeping in a car for a fe wnights and shit. Fuck. I told her she should have called me. She didn't feel we were close enough for her to be able to stay at my house. You all know me though. If you need a place to sleep I would give it to you unless you are Morgan or George Bush. Anyways at work yesterday I had a blue and black theme going on in my clothing. Even my hair is dyed blue black.

So asmaa comes in and sees me and asks what is with the black and blue theme. I told her it is because when I smack my bitch up tonight we will be colour co-ordinated.. Haha. Poor religious foreign soul. Haha. She was shocked as hell by her expression. I asked her if she was shocked because She though I would actually smack a girl around or what? I told her if I did for real it would be probably the only thing I wouldn't joke about it. Because I am sure every woman beater is ashamed of it. But she said no. She was just shocked that I would joke about something like that. Haha. I told her to hang out with me more. That is just the tip of the proverbial iceberg. This is North America sweetheart. Delicate sensibilities are for children. Yesterday was a really fucking long day at work. My knees are still suffering from it. I am hoping my caffeine intake will cure my pain issues for today. I know caffeine is a great pain killer. I think it is in Acetomeniphin. I probably didn't spell that right. I just didn't want to name drop "Tylenol". But I just did anyway.

So it was a pointless attempt. Everyone I am sure equates the two words with each other now due to the brilliance of marketting. I know I do. Man The Shattering give me a hard on that I can't shake whenever I hear them. I should start putting pictures up of things I name drop in my blog via google image searches. Haha. Good luck trying to image search a band called The Shattering. It just shows a bunch of different shit shattering and you have to sift through a million pages. Anyways I am going to wrap this shit up. I am not too into it. I miss those of you I haven't seen in a while that I like. I don't miss those of you who I have forgotten. Cheers!