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Good morning everyone. Supposed to be bloody warm today. So in celebration of the warm day, I have decided to get my nose pierced. As long as I can get an appointment before work. I talked with my boss about it yesterday to see if she would care. She didn't. I have been itching for a facial piercing for awhile. I loved my lip rings when I had them. This will be my first ever cartillage piercing. I am also doing it to scope out how talented they are because I am getting Jaime her nipple pierced for her birthday. Good ol' being eighteen. You can put holes in your body without your parents permission. God put holes in my body without my parents permission. We should put him under house arrest. Though that wouldn't really do too much. I hear heaven is perfect. I bet you he has a 360 and everything! My dreams have changed for making millions. I need to open up a shop in New Orleans and sell flood pants. Maybe throw in some equality for 50% off on the side. The diginity and self respect will be for free. My Aunt Nellie is coming for another week today.

I told you all about her in a previous entry. She is in her eighties and just as spry as me I am sure. And yes. She is single. I know a lot of you young men where thinking that question. I keep wondering where all the rain and thunderstorms are that they wre saying we were going to get from Chicago. I wanted it to happen. Storms are wonderful when it is warm. As soon as it is snowy and shit, they make me want to be God. So I can change the weather. Why do all tattoo parlours and piercing shops open until noon? People with tattoos and piercings must be stereotypically lazy and aren't up before then. Or maybe there is just no business in the morning for mutilating your body. I don't know. I wanted to get it done ASAP. But they aren't open until noon. Then I have to find out if they accept walk-ins. I know you have to book appointments for tattoos. But a piercing is a quick thing. Usually takes ten minutes. When I went into zaps and got both sides of my lips done, I got taken on the spot. Plus Jeremy gave me a 10% discount for getting two at once. It was quick.

Needles go through lips like butter though. Trust me I know. I have had them pierced five times. Hav you ever eaten something so spicey that you got a bit of a head buzz off of it? I did yesterday. it was weird. There was this translucent shimmering a couple inches above the carpet. Dillinger Escape Plan's new album comes out this September. I don't know if it will be good or not. But I am hoping it will. If it kicked the shit out of Calculating Infinity it would put a grin on my face from ear to ear. Have you guys ever heard of a mexican necktie? It is when you put a hole in someones throat and pull their tongue out through it. Pretty creative huh? It seems like something that the possibility of having it done to you would make you pretty submissive. I bet you it would be sweet in the sack. 1 in 150,000 people are walking around thinking they are a woman when they are a man. The testicles don't fully drop and don't produce testosterone properly so their bodies look like a woman's. Wouldn't that suck a lot of ass? I can't imagine how much that would throw off your life.

I sure hope I am a guy. I am going to have to rethink a lot of things if I turn out to be a girl. But it would also confirm a lot of things. I have always said I am a flaming lesbian. What can I say? I like women. You guys should watch some of the crazy medical shows on T.V. There are some incredibly smart diseases out there. Microbes are one of the oldest things on this planet and do learn to adapt. Though they haven't figured out how to destroy plastic yet. But once they do we won't have to worry about it so much anymore. But diseases are actually learning how to adapt to drugs we use which is why medical technology has to try and advance as quickly as nature does. Which seems to speed up when we speed up. I figure if we cure cancer, we will have much more crazy diseases to contend with. So we should just not cure anything else. It is encouraging the little buggers to do their worst to us. Well I have let this page sit here for about an hour not touching it because dearest Nicole is on and such. I can't properly engage her in discussion and write. So I am giving up on it. SO I hope you all have a lovely day. Cheers!