Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit.

I am black. I have a huge 13 inch cock. I love Jesus and worship him with all my heart. I am right wing/conservative. As much as they come. I think George Bush is sanctioned by God to do what he has ben doing. I am racist. White people are superior. I don't have a girlfriend. I secretly have a boyfriend that I am ashamed to talk about because those are actions that condemn me to hell. I hate equality and intelligence. I am borderline retarded. I don't put any value in friendship. I hate my job with a passion. I don't work very much and I slack when I do it. I hate thrills and roller coasters. I love my Father more then anything in this world. My siccesses are all thanks to him. I am buff and am addicted to health bars and steroids. I hate drugs. I think they have no purpose but destroying lives. Folk music is the essence of all that is sonic vibrations. Hippies will change the world. They are incredible succesful people. They always accomplish the changes they talk about. I hate metal more then anyone on this planet. It is all just a bunch of uncomprehendable noise.

It shouldn't even be called music. Jaime isn't beautiful. Jon sees perfectly in both eyes. His diabetes is in recession. I love Morgan with all my heart and want to marry her. My biggest regret is that not having worked out. I hate my cat. She annoys the hell out of me and is a terrible pet. Jews stole all my money. I am all about animal rights and am a vegan. Meat disgusts me physically and morally. I am alright with rape. It has a time and place. Rapists should be given trophies for their lack of inhibitions and taking what they want. Stem cell research is an evil act towards human beings. I support Bush's stance on squashing that with his veto. We are terrible to think it will help anyone. I learn everything I know from religious indoctrination. I think science is useless and has no place in society. It is of the devil. Satan condones it. I hate Satan. He turns my soul black. When I die I am going to heaven for eternity. Those pearly gates will open and a bunch of people who died thousands of years ago will welcome me with open arms.

I think pre-marital sex is a problem eating away at the moral fabric of our society. It makes me sick. it should stop. I don't think women should vote. In fact, I don't even consider them people. They should be marrying good men. Raising kids. Keeping the house clean while the man provides and giving him a blowy when it is needed here and there. No questions asked. I believe that Creationism answers all the holes in science therefore invalidating it. We should be making prayer go back into our schools. Lack of Jesus in our lives is what is causing all the shootings. We should be teaching creation science in schools. It is the only truth. I hate wine. I think it is putrid. It is a terribly made alcohol. Just the thought of it makes me gag. At night I secretly dream and wish that I was a woman. I touch myself while doing so. I LOVE fat chicks. Nothing turns me on more then a mobile pile of blubber. I love Owen Sound. It is a place perfect far raising children.

The culture is so non-ignorant and informed. I want a hundred kids. But not until after I am married. Because I want to be legallybound to someone to make it harder to leave them. Seems like the smart move to me. I love winter. Freezing my balls off everytime I step into the outdoors is a huge kick for me. Summer is absolutely shitty. I hate seeing scantily clad women tempting me with their breasts and bums. They will be tormented forever for the sin of making me think of all the dirty things I would do to them with a blender and an ice pick. I never want to travel. Especially to Europe. In fact, I think that continent should be blown off the map by Africa. Because Africa is by far the best continent on earth. I am a huge supporter of all their rebel groups that kill and slaughter each other. Sounds like paradise to me. Breast feeding women don't need their breasts.

That is why God created machetes. I lose sleep at night wondering if the environment is going to vomit on us for all we have done to it. Just because David Suzuki told me so. I hate Jimmy. I think he is a terrible human being and his existence should be snuffed out due to all the negativity he adds to the planet. Henri hardly ever sais a word. I have never met someone so quiet and meek in my life. And she loves metal and isn't the slightest bit Jewish. Nicole hates me and everyday secretly plots how she can end my life and get away with it. She also looks terrible without clothes on. I hate blogging. So I am going to quit.