Hypogastric Combustion by C-4

Good morning everyone. Well I assume it is good. It is for me anyways. Let us talk about taboos for a second. Fuck them! Alright. That is pretty much all I had to say on that issue. I have gotten into an intense debate with Sophie lately. It has been one of the most frusterating things I have encountered in a very long time. Don't get me wrong. I like the girl. She is just wrong a lot. She does entertain me though. I have the opportunity to reaffirm what I think and do a little intellectual fencing. Though it wasn't really that so much. More just intellectual masturbation. Because I didn't really learn anything from the discussion. I just exercised my mental arguing abilities. Which is alright to do every now and then. So I had one of the slowest days at work I have ever had yesterday. My boss was struggling with the schedule when I got there. She gets so easily frusterated with me and often leaves and goes home and asks me to take care of it. I didn't have a problem with it. I think she has some personal shit going on in her life right now. So she is alwaysa frusterated lately.

But she is an awesome boss. She never takes it out on me or anything. She just swears at the schedule and shit. Haha. It is amusing let me tell you. I slept very restlessly last night. I must have been up five to ten times and had like three cigarettes during the night. Usually I have one sometime during the night. I always am smoking when I dream about myself. If I wake up from that dream I am niccing for a smoke and I go have one. Haha. I am so terrible addicted. I mean wonderfully addicted. All this talk of smoking makes me want to smoke. So I am going to go take care of that. Be back with a more satisfied Trevor in a bit. Alright. I have this crazy fascination with Illusionists as of late. Some of the tricks they pull just absolutely baffle my mind. I have been watching a lot of David Blaine's street magic show. I admire him a lot because he performs his tricks just on the street without the fancy set ups on a multi million dollar stage. He even does tricks for the television audience. He will flip the whole deck of cards for you to see and tell you to think of a card.

Both times he has done it, he has gotten the card I was thinking of. These people are artists. How they figure out how to do these tricks must take a lot of work and creativity. He got on this tour bus with a bunch of seniors once. The bus continued to drive when he got on it. He took a deck of cards. Handed them off to an old lady. Turned and walked away. he told her to pick a card and memorize it. She did and shuffled it back into the deck. Then he took the deck of cards and threw them at the windshield of the bus. when he did. her card had stuck to the windshield. Not only that. He told her to go and take it off the windshield. She couldn't. Because the card was on the outside of the windshield. He told the bus driver to stop driving. Went outside and peeled it off. Friggen crazy stuff. I always find it nuts when they levitate people and themselves too. Just on the street anywhere. With nothing over head. Do you all remember the masked magician who came out in the late nineties with his show that revealed magicians secrets? He was really hated by the magician community.

Which makes sense since he was revealing trade secrets. But also I think it was pretty great because it forced illusionists to evolve from using what they had been using for years to perform illusions and tricks. I loved that show a lot. If none of you have ever seen it, you should check it out. I don't think it was ever known who he was. Because as I said. It was called the masked magician. He was always masked on the show. But it sparked a hell of a lot of controversy. I don't think the show lasted long. Apperently he was getting death threats and shit. I just got a message from Nicole. It made me miss her. I haven't seen her since the beginning of June. Though that isn't long compared to stretches I have gone without seeing her before. But I had her regularily for a few months. So the withdrawel symptoms are there. I am sure she will be back someday. She is visiting her Father. So I am sure she is enjoying herself. I am not even sure if Mike is with her out there or not. I would assume so. because I would have heard if he was back here I think.

I miss that boy too. Parties aren't the same without those kids. I always have a good group of friends, but also always incomplete. I look good today. Well, I look good everyday. But I looke xceptionally good today. I always try to add some extra spice to my sexyness on weekends. Helps me sell more wine. I am not even kidding. Looking good helps in sales. I am hoping to make a lot of money and sell a lot of good wine today. Anyways, I think I am going to wrap up for yet another day. It was my pleasure folks. I hope you have a lovely day. Cheers!