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Good morning folks, fucks, fundies, flanders, fujis. So I had a fun evening in Toronto. It wore the fuck out of me though. I was exhausted when I got to work. I went straight down to Toronto after work. Jimmy met me at Union Station because the theatre we were trying to get tickets for The Simpsons Movie was near there. So He met me there and we went to the theatre. Discovered there wasn't a show after 11 like Henri had thought. That is only on Fridays. So she couldn't come because she was doing something with the family until after ten. But we got our tickets anyway. Then walked back to Jimmy'ss to drop off shit and to go to The Red Room for food and brewskies. It is a long walk from there. A little over half an hour. But we did it. Had a pitcher of some Amsterdam Blonde. It is shitty that The Red Room doesn't have anything good on tap. So after we were done there, I picked up another bottle of wine. I wanted to make sure I had enough to get drunk with after the show. Then we walked straight back to the theatre. This day killed me because of all the walking.

I had worked a double before going down as well. So I had already been on my feet all day. It feels like the muscles in the arches of my feet are torn. Not evven kidding. They still hurt right now and I have to work a double today and also do the load. Anyways. So after I got wine and dropped it off at Jimmy's, Jimmy and I went to the theatre. The long fucking walk back there. We stopped outside and had a cigarette. While we were there, Elvis came over and asked us for a cigarette. It wasn't really obviously. But an Elvis impersonator. He was dressed to the nines like Elvis and everything. Also kind of talked to him. Also had a beautiful part pit bull dog. I don't remember what the other part was. He told us though. Pit Bull is something that stands out in your mind though. Warning bells seem to go off. But this dog was a very very kind dog. But anyways, Elvis told us he had used the bank machine three times and it had swallowed his bank card. I knew that if you tried to type in your PIN three times and it didn't work that the machines swallow your card.

Which kind of sucks for the people with like six accounts and eight different bank cards with different PIN's one ach one. Because if they forget which is which and are running through the possibilities, your bank card goes. Anyway. He didn't ask us for money or anything. Just a cigarette and told us why he was in a tough place. It was Saturday too. So he wouldn't be able to get his card back until Monday. Shitty deal for the guy. Anyways, after that encounter, we went into the lineup for The Simpsons. Jimmy ran into an old school friend. Seemed like a dumb stoner. She was a poster child for Owen Sound. Weird teeth, poor speaking skills and all. So we saw the movie. It is FUCKIN INCREDIBLE! I really reccomend you go see it. It is really really fucking funny too. It did not disappoint in the slightest. But I won't spoil it by saying anything about it. Go see it for yourself like everyone on the planet is who can afford too. Then we took that long walk back to Jimmy's after the movie. (Made that trip three times) Boy was I sore after all that.

Got to Jimmy's, started drinking wine. Luke showed up soon after. So did Jasmyne. Henri didn't get there until much later because she got paranoid about her computer crashing with all her information. But she did come. Which is good. I wanted to see her while I was in town. Seb never showed up that rat bastard. He was at a pool party or something. Texted me that he was staying late and he would be by later. Never saw the man. He better have been getting laid. I went inside and passed out around three because I had to be up at 6:30 in the morning. The trip back to work was exhausting. Three stage transit. I had to take the TTC, to the Go, to Mississauga Transit. Didn't even stop at home. I knew I wouldn't be which is why I had taken my work shit to Toronto with me. But I got to my work twenty minutes before I had to open. So I sub-q injected some caffeine into my testicles, and then I was ready to tackle my day. Synthetic energy kept me on my feet for the whole thing. Jaime told me she was going to go see The Simpsons Movie this weekend.

She didn't end up going. So I am going to take her once she gets here. I would love to see it again and that is as good of excuse as any. But seriously kids. See it. It really is fucking good. It is a movie I will want to own for sure. Definately better then the Family Guy movie. Even though it was good. I was asked by Jimmy if it was better than the South Park Movie. That is a toughy. Because I really love that movie a lot. Jimmy made a good point that the South Park Movie doesn't have a lot of the good characters that they created in the show later. It is very true. It would be awesome if they made another movie. A South Park Movie I mean. I know Stone\Parker have made movies since. Haha. I know very well. I am sure I have seen them all. I haven't seen Cannibal the Musical in a long time. I got to again sometime. Summerfolk is fast approaching. Which is good. Because I need the break. Though I have a sneaking suspicion I will head back to work after that four days more tired then I left. Camping and drinking has that effect. I am excited to spend time with Jon and Lesley and such for a few days. I forget who else is camping with us. Maybe Abby and Lauren? Something like that anyway. I think I am going to end on this note though. I need nicotene, more caffeine. Then off to work I go. Well I hope you all had a glorious weekend. Cheers!