Lamashtu

Good morning kids. Supposed to be really fucking hot today. I don't even want to venture out of my air conditioning because I am a whiney white western boy who enjoys his comforts. But alas, I have to work. But I am glad I am located inside a grocery store. Those places are well air conditioned. Oh, I should ask this before I forget. Does anyone have a copy of Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451? I haven't read it since I was a wee little wipper snapper. IS that what slave owners called there kids? Whipper snappers? *shudders* Maybe I won't use that term anymore. I know calling white people "crackers" came from the fact that we cracked whips at one point. Well our race did. Not many of us specifically. I always thought it was just because we were the same colour as a soda cracker. Not even kidding. Which is why I didn't find it offensive. Because I am white. But from now on, if I get called a cracker I actually probably should be offendded. I never whipped black people. Fuck I don't even know a human being who has. How about this.

If we want to take a step back in time and use terminology from the slavery days, they can call me cracker if I can call them nigger. Seems fair to me. Remember that radio personality that got fired for saying "nappy headed hoes"? Haha. I hope you do. A racist and sexist comment all in a three word sentence. I was impressed. The guy is an idiot though. Did he honestly expect to keep his job after saying something like that? If you are in radio you need to learn to be offensive, but you have to be able to discern where that line is that shouldn't be crossed and dance along it. Or even cross it, but make people question whether you did or not. it would be a tricky business in radio. Because you can't even do anything visual. Everything is based on the listeners hearing you and nothing else. I would love to have my own talk adio program. But I would want to be on satellite radio. It is uncensored after all. The idea of not being able to swear is mind blowing to me.

"Fuck" emphasizes so many things beautifully.Only two more days left of my stretch where I am working 22 out of 23 days. i think my math is right. I had thirteen days on, one day off. Then nine days on. Yeah that is right. But I have wednesday off. So just today and tomorrow left. Then I also have the holiday Monday off. I would have had it off anyway. I had it booked off. It is the Summer Slaughterhouse Tour. You know, that metal concert I got tickets too a while ago. After this shindig is done, the next thing on the agenda is Summerfolk. Actually wait. No, that is at the end of the summer. So somewhere between there, Jaime and Lesley are supposed to come to the Zoo with me and we are going to drink wine and shit. Maybe be a cock tease to the cougars or something after we get really trashed. Ask the personnal which animals are in heat and get the ladies to flash them. I think we would have to be pretty drunk though. Fuck man. Only a week until I get to see Beneath the Massacre, Necrophagist, Cephalic Carnage, The Faceless, Arsis, and others. You don't understand how excited I am.

I am so excited because I am pretty confident that this is going to be the best concert I have been too. Which is amazing, because I have been to absolutely mind blowing shows full of talent. But I doubt any this stacked. Plus it is a long concert. 4 in the afternoon until midnight. All for only 36 bucks. Fuck is that cheap to see some of the best people at their trade perform. I would easily pay twice that to see these incredible musicians. You guys should give Meshuggah a listen to. They are an amazing kind of thrash metal band. They have very odd and awkward timing that takes me a long time to figure out the patterns and where they repeat. Very gripping music. There isn't much melody in it, but they make up for it in every other department. They are incredibly unique. They have an album called "I", It is 70 some odd minutes long and it is one song. Very good. You should check it out. Also Catch 33 is an amazing album by them. Also check out Destroy Erase Improve, and Chaosphere. Come on, not like it is going to cost you money. You can download them.

If you guys don't know good sites to download what I reccomend to you and are actually interested. Just let me know. I can tell you where to get all this shit. I have a sneaking suspicion I won't have people lining up to find out where these sights are or how good these musicians are. But I figure if just one person discovers the joy I have found in metal, I have lived a fulfilled life. Because I would be a terrible human being to not try and share with the world something that has made my life inexplicably better. It is an element of my life that is just as important to me as any other aspect. I hope you guys feel the metal love vibes off of me. Not just metal though. Though mostly that is what I listen too because it seem a lot of the talent heads towards that genre. That or classical and jazz. Mmm. And metal bands fuse classical and jazz together so beautifully at times. I prefer classical styles of composition. They seem to embrace complexity and melody all at once the best. It is also very environmental, so it grips your senses with both hands and head butts you in the face with pleasure.

Oh yes, Nicole, I know you read my blog while you are gone. I love you. I miss you. Once I get home from work today I will send you my schedule so you can give me a call. Because I miss you and want to hear your voice. Same with you Lesley. We were supposed to phone it up a while ago. So let me know. But I also know you are free for a bit without really having a job or school briefly. So enjoy that while you can. Fucking kids. So unreliable. But I love them. I can already feel the humidity trying to sneak in through the air conditioning. I can stand copious amounts of heat. But it is that fucking sticky humidity that bothers the hell out of me. But I am not going to complain much about it because it kicks the shit out of winter. I would rather be sweating and sticky then freezing my ass off bqarely enjoying my nicotene fills because the wind is blowing away my body heat swiftly. So I can't even focus on the enjoyable fix. Just the fact that I am rattling to my bones.

Ugh. Just the thought makes me want to move to warmer climates. Who wants to kidnap and take me to the carribean or some shit. I will give you all the sex you desire until you or I die. Or until some other affliction doesn't allow my body to work in conjunction with my penis. But whenever that happens, you mine as well pronounce me dead right then and there. Because if my dick doesn't work, my life is over. You gals are lucky to have your inverted penises. They don't need to neccasarily function for them to work. But I guess if the pleasure is gone it would still suck. But I bet you that you ladies are still capable of a G-spot orgasm at the ripe age of 80+. Now that is the category of porn I beat off to every night. I guess the whole living with my Grandmother thing has turned my sexual tables a little bit. Oh I said that out loud didn't I? Well fuck me. There are just no secrets here. Haha. Don't worry kids. I am just fucking with you. My sleep addled and coffee intoxicated brain has tangents that are just for my amusement not yours.

So if you didn't think it was funny, that is OK. That part was just for me. My whole blog is just for me. Which is why I talk people out of getting angry about it. Though that doesn't happen very often really. It used to at one point. The point where I used it as a medium to call Morgan a slut and shit. Haha. My very emotionally unstable days and very angry and very hurt. But I don't dwell on things anymore. It is a good thing. because it is done and gone. I can drag and carry it with me. Or I can leave it in the fucking past where it belongs. I think that is why we as a society have anxiety and stress problems. We drag all our shit from the past with us and it weighs us down and consumes our emotions, moods, and mind. I try to live each day as a different day from the one previous. Don't let my week suck because one day sucked. That is just rediculous and pointless. Well I think that is all I have to run on about today. This post is short. Forgive me. Cheers!