Ithyphalic

There is this grind core band called The Locusts. They are one of the best in their genre I have ever heard. I don't like most grindcore these days. it is just something I have kind of grown past. But don't get me wrong. I still think it is better then most music out there. The songs are usually incredibly short and very very fast. It is like music was just ejeculated in your face. But anyways, The Locusts. They are a band that I have never heard more appropriately named in my life. The music does sound like locusts. It really does. Anyways, I reccomend listening to their album Plague Soundscapes. I saw them live a few years ago with Keith and Jimmy. Mind blowing show with the Likes of Fantomas and The Trevor Dunn Trio. Haha. I keep pausing here writing this and losing my flow because Will Motherfuckin' Bustin is sending me originals. Which makes me happy. I love getting that mans music. I really do have a very well compiled works of Will Bustin. I am also talking to Jacob about fucking mulligans (his terminology). I love my Montreal brothers.

We were obviously talking about fucking mulligans because I sure did. In fact this may be the first time I have ever fucked a girl under 18. Yes I think it is. I have fucked around with girls younger before. But never fucked. I don't think it was any moral stance. I just don't hang out with enough of them to ever really seduce them. Usually I am too lazy for the act of seduction anyway. We went and saw Ocean's 13 in the theatre last night. Before it started, we went into the bush nearby and smoked some afghani hash and some other kind of hash. The movie was quite good. Just like the first two were. We went there to go see something in the IMAX. But the only thing playing was Spiderman 3. Fucked if I want to see that. We took a city bus back to my place and drank a 2003 Meritage. Meritage is a varietal of cabernet franc/cabernet sauvignon and merlot. Very full bodied. And since it was the Proprietors Reserve in the Jackson Triggs, it was oaked amazingly. The Proprietors Selection (also known as white label) is lower quality Jackson Triggs and is aged in stainless steel casks not oak barrels.

We talked about a lot of shit of course. We get into long conversations. But I think we are both those kinds of people that some people tell us we talk to much. So it works out good for us. I cooked us some perogies at about 4:30 in the morning. I showed her the joy of having them with cottage cheese She is still sleeping. But she hasn't caught up on sleep in a while. I told her last night that she can sleep as long as she wants, and don't feel pressured to get up because she hears me up. I have been giving her my bed while she is here. Not that I am against sleeping with her, but my Grandma is. Though my Grandma seems not to care so much if it is my girlfriend. She is a strange lady. So if I wanted to get away with it, I could just tell my Grandma that. But whatever. Sleeping with people isn't a very high priority to me. That is something that only seems to matter in the relational field. Haha. I am talking to Jacob still. I don't know if how distracted I am has come off in this post. But he is telling me about his suit from Arnold Brant that he bought that cost him a grand.

How it looks like fucking money. Hahaha. He said it is a tasteful looking suit. I love suits too. I have three myself. But this man kicks the shit out of me I am sure. He has nicer more expensive suits. Haha. He sais it is pure James Bond. He just sent me a picture of the girl he took a bunch of E with and then got married to her after only knowing her for like a day. She is really gorgeous. But I figured she would be. It is Jacob. He is the guy that goes to strip clubs and comes home with the strippers. He is a man you should always have in your back pocket. The man makes me laugh a fuck of a lot. I completely lost my train of thought because he is making me spew my coffee into my lap with laughter and glee. Haha. I just told him I was going for a smoke. But I lied. I already had a smoke. I just want to finish this before it sits here stupidly unfinished and I have lost interest. But no man, including me should ever tell Jacob he can't talk right now because he is blogging. it is a sin against man and nature. So you just lie instead. I was thinking of people I miss today.

A lot of you readers I know are from the owen Sound area. I miss you people that I love. I also miss you people I hardly know or have met. I don't even have a good reason to miss you. I don't know enough redeeming qualities of some of you to miss you. But I do anyways. Maybe because it feels good to be able to miss people. Especially when you hope they miss you. Haha. If you guys don't miss me, lie to me and don't tell me. it would make me sad. I don't want to be sad. Unless it is Monday. Mondays are my sad day. I use one day a week to get it out of my system. Just kidding. I don't remember the last time I spent a whole day being sad. Probably been beyond the scope of my memory, the last time it happened. It obviously wasn't that important enough for me to remember either. I wish everyone I wanted to be around me, could be whenever I wanted them too. that is another reason I plan on getting rich. I want to be able to bring people closer to me that I miss when I want to. Even if they cant afford to, I would be able too.

Rent an R.V. and pick up like ten of you fuckers and you could come party for Canada Day. Because it is going to be fucking fun as hell. That I know for sure. Mark Todd said he was coming up for him. I am very happy about that. Hopefully that means the likes of Kris Patterson will be there as well. I know Tom will be. The three most cynical fucks in the world are going to be in one room on acid. It is something no one should miss. Come to the citty more kids. I like to once in a while come there to see you. But I am not going to lie. I really don't like Owen Sound that much. Depressing place for me. So it is sucha strange thing for me to have people I love in a town I hate. So I think you all should move here. There is more money to be made here anyway. The women are stunning. The bars don't I.D. That will be good for you underagers. The drugs are good and not too expensive. The homeless people are great. Too many people are talking to me. This was a very slow process writing this. but I am going to wrap it up. Talk to you all when I talk to you all. Cheers!