You want my blessing? Open your mouth and drink my urine.

Good morning. Good evening. Good afternoo. Depending on what part of the world you may be in. Hopefully it is warmer then Canada. This country fucking sucks. We have winter. And we have radio personnal saying "Hitler" instead of "Harpur". Yeah. Oops. But the wit. If I could have though of the parallel before them. Maybe I would be hailed as a genius. But my point is this. Harpur loves to put Jews in not so eco-friendly showers. He is almost exactly like Hitler. Even that mustache. See I don't particularily like Harpur. But I dislike even more these stupid liberal fucks who think that it will actually do the leftist movement any good to compare Harpur to Hitler. Anyone who uses the whole nazi thing in my mind is a fuckin' pussy and is just cheap shotting the other team. I can think of a million legitimate reasons to make Harpur look bad. They have to compare him to what we consider one of the most evil men in history. I will tell you why there is no comparison. For one thing, Harpur isn't half as intelligent as Hitler was.

Nor half as powerful. Nor half as bigotted. Nor half the facial hair. Nor does he hate a race of people because they are not his race. Anyways. Enough about politicians. They are all retarded. I hate politics. Hate discussing them. I especially hate the idealistic fucks who love to trump those conversations. We need a dictatorship run by yours truly. I have been talknig a lot lately about taking over the world. I am working on it. People have asked me if I would make gay marriage legal. The answer is no. I would abolish marriage period. We don't need it. If you want to fuck the shit out of someone and have babies with them and live together, do so. But don't make it a hassle and don't make it cost the country money for you to get out of it. Also the whole "hate crime" thing would be gone. Stupid idea. Lets say that if you beat the shit out of a black guy or a woman it is a hate crime. But if it is your own skin colour and sex, it is a loving crime. Fucked distinction. I have begun to notice more and more lately how much beautiful women cost to marry. Where I work, a lot of rich trophy wives come on.

But they sure weren't cheap for their husbands. They have like two caret rocks on their fingers and you know they wouldn't have settled for anything less. Marriage is just glorified prostitution. It all comes at a price. Also they love to wear their big fucking loud cloppy heels because they want the world to know that they are in the room. Everyone look at me and my really fucking loud and annoying footwear. You don't see fat or ugly bitches wear heels. I will tell you why. They don't want to see everyone look and then their countenance fall because they were expecting someone attractive. That is just a blow everytime you look into someones disgusted eyes. What a harsh and beautiful reality we live in. Here we all are, "settling". That is all we do. None of us get what we want. We just settle for what we can get. I try not to limit myself by what I think is achievable by someone at my level.... Oh oh oh. God just killed a kitten. That was an excellent orgasm too. I wish God killed something else when I masturbated.

Like ethiopians. It would put them out of their starving miserable existence. I would try to masturbate even more then I already do. Which is as often as I can. But not nearly enough. Nicole said she is going to buy a pocket pussy for me. I am pretty fucking excited about that. Speaking of sex toys. I told Kayla I would pick her up a vibrator. She needs to have one of those. She is my masturbating buddy. By that I mean she loves it as much as I do. But I find that with a lot of girls. Just a lot seem to be ashamed of the fact that they touch themselves. Well honeys. It is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact. If you are so ashamed that you can't even do it yourself, I will do it for you. That way my fingers will go to hell and I will be impregnanted with Lucifer's offspring. Trust me, I don't mind either of those things. So yes. I need to take over the world soon. I have two big motivations for doing so. One, I want things run my way. Two, I get to have Lesley as my Queen in a white dress and golden locks. All of you who haven't met the women I mentioned in this blog post, are very unlucky. They really are fucking gorgeous and willing to put out. Well. I don't know about you. But I could and can and will tap all of them. Cheers!