!sdrawkcab daer t'nac uoY

So I had quite the weekend. It was so exhausting that I am not getting around to writing about it until now. Saturday I headed down to Toronto after work. When I got there I went and met up with Kayla who was with Dave outside of his work. I shouldn't have gotten off at St. Patrick Station to walk all the way the fuck up there. But I did. I didn't really care either. I just smoked the whole time. We were only with Dave a few minutes before he went to work again. Then Kayla and I went and got the best espressos. She wussed out and got only a single though. I got a double. I needed the energy because I had gotten up at six in the morning for work and all that jazz. While we were in Kensington market drinking said espressos. Jimmy calls. He had just gotten off work. We told him to meet us at The Red Room where we were going to eat. He did. With a fuckload of english and creative writing students. Fucking annoying bunch let me tell you. Fuck pretentious art university students. But the breakfast was amazing. As always. After we were done there we went to the LCBO.

Oh and Zoe was with us. Most of you readers probably have no idea who that is. I barely know. I just know her name and that she is a girl and I could pick her out of a lineup if she murdered my Mother. I got some beer. Jimmy got wine. Kayla already had gin and chocolate. So we went back to Jimmy's and started drinking and watching a bit of the game before heading to Joel's end of the world party. On the walk there Kayla was quoting an Andrea Gibson poem while she was really smashed. I think that was the author's name. I don't fuckin' know. Do I look like an english student? But it was hilarious. Some homeless women yelled at her. I would yell at people to if I was homeless. I figure it is a perfect place to be. You have nothing to lose. So fuck everyone. On the way there Kayla Bit me a couple times. But that was nothing compared to the damage I would take at Joel's. Shit I got marks on my neck thighs and shoulders. These aren't little marks either. Big red burst blood vessels and shit. Haha.

That girl makes me laugh when she is drunk. She also took bites from a mango. Steph and Flinder were also at the party. It was good to see Steph. I hadn't seen her since the last time she was in Toronto which was who knows how long ago. Flinder, it was my first time meeting her. So there was no joyous reunion there. But she seemed like a nice gal. What sticks out the most to me is that she is tall and she had gorgeous long long hair. Anyways. Dave called me while I was at the party. Saying him and Seb where ready to meet up with us and go to the rave at the Guvernment. So we tried to go a couple times. Jimmy is impossible to get to leave a party. He has to take a million years to say goodbye to people he will see the next day. Kayla puked in the alleyway before she left. I kept telling her too and that it would make her feel better. She soon found out how right I was. Finally we were off. Me, Jimmy, and Kayla met up with Dave, Seb, and some girl who I forget her name and feel bad about. Alright I lied. I don't feel bad about it at all. So we hopped onto a street car to get there.

When we get there we got bounced from line to line because we didn'ty follow the dress code. Kayla and I had pants on with marker drawn on them. Mine which said "Mother Fucker" in big black letters on the back of them. But soon we got lead in by a bouncer PAST the lineups. We got special treatment after harassing them long enough. So we go in there, buy our way in. It was loud and crowded and hot. Let's just say I ended up being on three hits of "X" that night. I won't get to much into that. People don't want me writing about what drugs they may or may not do. *wink wink* So I was fucked. We were dancing and grinding and having good times. There were two rooms. A huge one upstairs. The smaller one in the basement. Huge smoking patio too thank god. We were going up and down between the two. We had a good time. Jimmy and I at some point got seperated from everyone else. We walked back to his place at six or so in the morning. While the sun was rising. It was very pretty. We got back to his place put on a movie. Don't remember which one and passed out for a few hours.

I think I was woken up by Nicole calling who was back from her ten day Buddhist retreat. Steph came over as well. It was fucking great to see that girl. I had missed her. You know that feeling when you lose your legs in Vietnam and what you had done before for a past time was be a world reknowned runner? Yeah my feeling to do with the absence of Nicole was similar to that. At some point we decided to go to the park. We went to Hero burger and brought our food to the park. It was a lovely sunny day. We were there all afternoon. A lot of us ended up accumilating there. I think the people who came and went, where myself, Steph, Flinder, Seb, Luke, Jimmy, Dave, Mike, Amy, Nicole, Kayla etc. While we were there Kayla picked me a flower then braided it into my hair. It was the most hippy thing I have ever done qand we shall never speak of this again. It did stay in my hair all day though. Until the next day. I slept with it in and it slowly wilted in my braid. It was darling. Anyways. We realized qat the park that it was after 5 and we needed booze. Me, Dave, and Kayla went to go pick some up.

Realized everything closed at five and that the only place that was open until six was to far to get too. So we seemed fucked. Mike had brought some beer into the park and Dave had some whiskey and weed. So I did smoke a couple joints there and had some beer and whiskey. But it just wasn't enough. Luke had some whiskey and brandy etc. at home. So he said he could go get it for the party we were going to go to. So he did. We hung out at Dave's in the meantime. "We" being Kayla, Dave, and I. Jimmy met up with us again and so did other people and we started walking to where the party was supposed to be. Wouldn't you know. We walked an hour to find out there wasn't a party going on. The guy who was supposed to be throwing it wasn't even there. So we talked to the other people who had showed up. They wanted to go party at Andrew's house. Dave, Kayla, Seb, and I had no desire to walk elsewhere. We decided to walk the hour back to his place. The joint Dave rolled for the walk made it more bearable. When we got back to Dave's we watched Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I had never seen it. We also found booze. An actual fair amount of it too. We all got pretty fuckin' drunk. We were drinking vodka and cool aid. Then Seb found even more alcohol and we drank that. And we were drinking continuously. The peer pressure game. We were just passing it down the line and you had to swig and pass. Dave and I were drinking twice as much as Kayla and Seb because we were in the middle so the bottle passed us twice when it went back and forth. I ended up getting into a mini moshing war between Dave and Seb. Seb was getting violent and it was fuckng awesome. The DVD started skipping so we had to finish wathcing it in Dave's room. Where Seb and I got into a feat of strength there. Kayla joined in. I think I kicked there asses. It was very erotic though. Seb took his shirt off and wrapped himself in those lights. I got a hard on let me tell you. When the movie was done. We smoked another joint. I decided to go to bed because I had to be up early to get on transpo back home and go to work. I was exhausted at work yesterday and I had to set up for the new promo period because the people on duty during the weekend didn't do what they were supposed. I even left them instructions for idiots so they could handle it. I was wrong. They couldn't handle it at all. So all in all. I had a lovely lovely weekend. Tiring. Full of fun and good people. But now I leave this for you to read because carpel tunnel is affecting me. Cheers!