Last post for a few days.

Tomorrow I head up to my old stomping grounds. Owen Sound and the West Rocks. West of what you may ask. Well, they are on the west end of Owen Sound. And they are west of everything east of them. So I got threatened on Facebook today. Someone I used to hang out with in Owen Sound. His name is Rob Holley. Anyway, I discovered he was on Facebook and added him as my friend. Well most of you know my "fuck list" on Facebook and myspace. Anyways, one section sais "fuck Canada, Fuck America, Fuck Nations" Because I hate the idea of borders and patriotism. All just proponents of violence and division. Anyways, he sends me a message on Facebook telling me how he beat the shit out of some kid on the beach for saying "fuck Canada". Told me I should take it off my profile because I am an ungreatful sponge. I of course replied in the reactionary asshole way that I fall into sometimes. Told him to go join the army you whiney patriotic fuck and that he is like every other hypocritical patriot I have ever met.

What made him a hypocrite was him beating the shit out of some kid who said "fuck Canada" whereas one of the great things about our country and the foundation of it is that is his right. So I told him I could take him more seriously if he had an American dick in his mouth. {he hates Americans} So he replied and said he had read about the camping trip on my Facebook and of course made some threats about coming up to the West Rocks to kick the shit out of me. Ahhh violence. Kids these days. Actually I think he is 24. He should probably grow up sometime soon. I of course am not worried since I will be surrounded by a bunch of friends. Though I wouldn't put it past this guy to actually do what he says. He used to always tell me about fights he got into and I have seen him in a scuffle or two. This kid used to live beside the church Jimmy and I went too when we were young. I remember him being busted for stealing a bunch of computers from the school in Hepworth.

Amusing character I must say. Why are people so violent? This whole dick swinging thing that goes on with mainly men is tiresome to me. Why do all men live there life like they got something to prove to the world? That is why men shouldn't be running things. This weekend is going to be good. I plan on getting pretty drunk. Maybe make out with someone I don't know. Hopefully anyway. But Owen Sound people can be far more sexually uptight then here in Toronto. But we will see. Or make out with someone I do know. Quite frankly I don't care. Just as long as it is someone I find attractive also when I am sober. But generally I am not bad for doing things with women I generally wouldn't while I was sober. I have a fairly level intoxicated head. Oh Lesley. I am getting Jimmy to pick me up a couple packs of those cigarettes I was telling you about months ago that I forgot to bring up. The nice black clove cigarettes. Djarum Blacks. They are amazing. One of the best cigarettes ever made. Well they are only part clove. Part tobacco as well.

So far the weather reports look good for camping. Though no matter what I am camping. Just as long as it doesn't snow. Which I would be incredibly shocked if it did. But it also wouldn't be the first time we got snow on May 2-4. Does anyone know why the holiday is called May 2-4? I found out today. Queen Victoria's birthday is May 24th. So is the current monarch's Elizabeth II. Maybe most of you know that and I have just been an idiot my whole life and had no idea. It is a gorgeous day out. So I think I am going to end this post, go outside, drink my coffee, smoke my cigarettes. Maybe touch myself inappropriately. Expose myself to children in the park from my balcony. Always good times and fun had by all. Cheers!