I am, therefore I party.

So it was a great weekend I must say. I am fuckin' tired. But now I am clean. I felt like I had two days of accumulated filth on me.I am going to see if I can recount my weekend accurately. I am probably going to miss a lot. Because it was a lot of fun and some bullshit drama. I will address it all in due time.So after work on Friday. I come home and get myself prepped for the weekend. Decided I didn't want to bring anything with me that couldn't fit in my coat pockets. Fuck carrying knapsacks around everywhere. I get into town and give Nicole a shout after attempting to give Will a shout. (he gave me the wrong number). But I go over to Nicole's. We had a conversation I think about her current stress. But that is between her and I. Soon after Will gave us a call all indecisive and shit about what was going on. So Nicole told him to call us back when they got something for us to do. We go to the LCBO. I get some beer and Nicole gets her stripper fuel. (rev). The shit is nasty. It tastes like nuclear semen. Will gives us a call and tells us he is with Aaron Zorgel. So we head to his place.

There where some other fellas there. It was mainly a sausage fest. Nicole was the only vagina supported by two legs there. But Jen called Nicole and Nicole got her to come over to Aaron's. She was also with her fuckface boyfriend. Some idiot in dreads. I don't even remember his name. I would piss on his grave and never know who he was. That is how much he rocks. Anyways. I had a great time drinking and smoking with Will. He pleasured me with a few bong hits and he especially for me, burnt me and made cover art for me and signed for me his whole discography. One of the sweetest things someone has ever done for me. I have them home safe and sound now. But after hanging out there for a bit. We decided to leave Aaron's to go to Fun Haus. Aaron didn't come. Will did and Alex and Nicole, and Jen. And the grave I would piss on. We head there and it is some metal goth affair. Lights and sluts. So we get our beer. Nicole and Jen grab me a couple tabs of exstacy. I pop them in the dark room and I dance. Boy was it a fun time. Some phillipino I had met a few times in Toronto just happened to be there screamed my name and started grinding her ass on me.

Needless to say, there wasn't to much protest from me. Our whole group was having a great time there. No matter where we go we seem to always be the most ambiguous at the party. We are life incarnate. We are that party energy you can't quite grasp. So after that place closes down. We go back to Jimmy'd. He had gotten back from his Prof's party with Kayla. They were in the bag. And sickeningly gushing over the Prof as usual. Just because she is a published author no less. She is an over rated wiccan. Yes that is right. A wiccan. I need not say much more than that. Pretentious red hair and all. So I think at around three was when we congregated at Jimmy's. About ten of us. Jimmy bought some Mescalin. I was already fucked on E. But I decided I hadn't done it in years so I mine as well. So Dave, Jimmy, Alex, and I were snorting that sugary substance in his room. It floored me. Colours popped into my brain directly as opposed to going in the normal route which is through my eyes. I don't even remember passing out.

But Jimmy and I passed out at weird angles in his bed after turning on Breakfast of Champions on his computer. The next day we get up. Dave left soon after I woke up, because he had to work and wanted some comfortable sleep before that came along. Kayla seemed like she had slept on the floor and Nicole was on the teeny tiny couch. We called Aaron and Will, who had left the night before to come meet us at The Red Room for breakfast. Which they did. I had my bacon and eggs, extra bacon. As I do everytime. It was delicious. We parted ways after. Will went to see some of his friends that didn't live downtown. I think Nicole went somewhere at some point as well. She is a pussy and always disappears somewhere to sleep it seems whenever I am there. Jimmy, Kayla and I went to some bullshit hot as fuck little dumpling shop. I didn't eat. I just drank tea and watched them eat. Then I went on a booze run while they finished eating their food. God them some JT Merlot. I got myself beer again. We were attending a party that night. Leanne was her name. I didn't know her.

Nicole, Jimmy, and Mike did though. Yeah I said it. Mike Dowdall. We watched Hockey for a good portion of the day. The playoffs are on grandmother fuckers. So later in the evening, after waiting for Will to hook up with us again, we start heading to the party (which is 80's themed by the way). We get there around ten or something. It is fucking packed there. Two levels. Huge smoknig balcony. Tons of fat bitches. My kind of party. Minus the fat bitches part. Mike shows up soon after we did. Boy were we the life of the party for a while. We danced our asses off. Put on The Doobie Brothers a lot. Thanks to Jimmy. And Hall and Oates. Haha. We were all grinding each other. Dirty dancing people that made them uncomfortable. Just laughing and having a riot. Between all that, smoking like fiends out in the rain. Dave showed up after one, Which is when he got off work. Now at some point later on in the evening. It kind of turned into bullshit. It all started when Dowdall, Nicole, and Kayla got "married". It went downhill from there. Talking about babies names. It all started off in a joking fashion.

Then they all ended up intertwined on the couch and just sitting there nuzzling each other and ignoring the world. Then the bullshit drama happened. Now I know some will think I shouldn't talk about this. Well fuck you. This needs to be addressed because it was just stupid on all ends. Jimmy has this crazy crush on Kayla. I am sure pretty much everyone is aware of that. I am sure Will is still in love with Nicole. Which I am sure everyone was aware of. This was a party. A party where both those people were. Now because of how they acted, Will left. Jimmy did as well a little bit later. But before that it had gotten shitty because you could feel the energy drain into the negative realm. Now let me clear this up. I don't think that the actions of Mike, Nicole, and Kayla, were wrong in themselves. Just insensitive as fuck. Especially towards jimmy. He never hurts the world, and people shouldn't do that to him. It fucking ruined the night. It was a party atmosphere and you guys were kind of douche bags in your little huddle fest. It got even worse when Kayla and Mike were making out on the balcony.

But also, I have to talk about the flip side of this. Jimmy, has no claim over that girl. He told her how he felt and she made it clear that it wasn't happening. He was aware of where they stood. If he was holding onto a false sense of hope, that was his own fault. Because he shouldn't be. I have slightly talked with Kayla about this. It isn't going to happen. I remember Jimmy and I talking about the bullshit drama going on with Dave and Nicole. Jimmy was saying how it was rediculous, and I was agreeing. Because Nicole specified to him not to fall in love with her. Which means you shouldn't. Which means it is stupid too. Plus we would talk about how Dave should accept the fact that it is ok to lose to Mike. Because it is fuckin' Mike. But Jimmy pulled a Dave exactly. He got all emotional and offended and angry at a time where he shouldn't have been. This wasn't a territorial dispute. But it was turned into one by people letting there emotions run high over nothing. I was kind of angry that it made Will leave, because I hardly see him. And it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that this probably would have happened.

Though it shouldn't have. Like I said before. Either of these men that got emotional, had no right to act on it. Neither of them were being cheated on, but both of them acted like it. So insensitivity was a problem. But on the guys side, stupidity and letting your emotions get the best of you was the problem and ruined a good time at a party. Most times we would have all congregated at Jimmy's again after the party. But Jimmy left by himself. Kayla, Mike, and Nicole went in a cab somewhere. Dave and I went to his place shaking our heads at the stupidity of it all and how realistically, pretty much nothing fucked the party. Because that is what it was. Nothing. Fuck all. Stupid. Dramatic bullshit that doesn't need to exist. Yet it seems to be seeping into the circle lately. At least my drama whenever it happens is with a girl everyone hates. This has been something to do with a bunch of people that all like each other. That is far worse let me tell you. Anyways. The next day. We get a call from Nicole to meet them at the Red Room. It was Jimmy, Dave, Nicole, Kayla, and I. Jimmy was still sulky as shit.

I could tell because he was reading at the table when tehre were a bunch of people there to talk to. I enjoyed my breakfast. I started up a conversation about space docking. For those of you who don't know what that is, that is when you take a shit in a woman's cunt. I wanted to lighten the mood. I think that conversation went off and on for the next few hours. After the Red Room we went back to Jimmy's. Turned on hockey. Giggled uproariously over creating amazing sexual situations involving human and animal feces. Nicole had her legs on me and was hacving trouble sleeping because I was always shaking with laughter. Jimmy finally had gotten into a better mood thank Jesus Christ. So the five of us hung out there until the end of the game. Nicole went to sleep somewhere as always. Kayla went home. She needed to shower and had sore knees (ahem). Jimmy went to work. Dave and I went and got some chicken sandwhiches. Smoked a joint and a bowl and watched the game. There was another hockey game on right after the one we were watching earleir. For all those people who know nothing about hockey. After the game at Dave's, I headed home. It was a tiring trip. I came home and went straight to bed. Woke up this morning and showered and loved it. Came here and typed all this out. This is a really long blog post. I didn't even get into as much detail as I wanted. But maybe I can fill in people later. Anyways I am tired of writing. Cheers!