'Tis the Season

So today I went out wandering malls to blow my money on holiday gifts for a holiday I hate. Oooh. The social pressure is overwhelming. I would be an asshole To not buy gifts. Though I tell everyone to not buy for me. yet I still feel a strong obligation to buy for my family. Hell I am not even going home for Christmas for the first time in my life. To be honest, I don't care in the slightest. I told my boss I oculd work Christmas day. Unfortunately we aren't opened on Christmas day. I got a sweet cigarette case for myself because it was SO cheap! It has a queen of hearts on the front. Regularily thirty dollars on for eight. Since I consider my cigarettes my faithful girlfriends and lovers, I figured the queen of hearts was perfect to represent that. Also Grandma got me an engraved butane torch lighter for Christmas. It has my name engraved on it and it was fifty dollars. It was nice. I was there when she bought it but she is still waiting until Christmas to give it to me. I am going to my Uncle's for Christmas. I am responsible for bringing the wine. I have put a lot of thought into it. Because they are rich and have good taste in wine. Well I know I will bring some chardonnay, because it goes perfectly with turkey. Remember, always match the weight of the wine with the weight of the food. Then probably a Meritage and a pinot noir for later. These are going to be expensive black or copper lable wines. I would rather hang out with this part of my family. It will be us playing poker and getting drunk. As opposed to going to my families with the traditional scripture reading of Jesus birth and other lame assed activities.