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I am alive and well. Just growing bored of blogging. So I guess I get more irregular. Like an incontinent retiree.I was in Toronto this weekend. had a great time. Didn't get much sleep. Especially the first night. I got drunk and passed out at about four. But Kayla, Seb, Keith, and Dave were all up all night drinking and shit like mad. So I kept getting woken up by Seb and Keith fighting on top of me. And Seb would literally drag me into the room they were hanging out in and demand I wake up and party with them. Haha. Earlier in the night we had a ball off between Keith and I. Everyone always told us Keith had big balls. And all my friends who had seen mine also knew mine were large.. Anyways. I won. Barely. It was close. But I got pictures that I will put up later so you the reader can be the judge. I know all you blog readers are corn hole licking faggots and will probably enjoy it anyway.

Saturday Jimmy and I got steak and eggs at Fran's with Sophie and Colin. Afterwards we went to Sin & Redemption and had a pint from their impressive tap menu. Went back to Jimmy's. Watched Real Time with Bill Maher. And some Louis CK stand up which is fucking golden if you like him. You can see his shit on thecomedynetwork.ca right now. Afterwards we went up to Mike's and Nicole's to watch the hockey game with the wonder couple. Only a little over a month until there is a little Dowd. I am pretty fucking pumped let me tell you. To you overly defensive, easily offended people in my life. Relax. That is how I am.

P.S. This is a bud of cush that is a quarter. It is gorgeous. So I had to take a picture of it. This shit is primo too.