Monday, January 12, 2009

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I need a woman. But only an Asian. Otherwise I am not interested enough. I have the yellow fever like it is no ones business. You should here me on the street with Jimmy. Especially since he lives in Chinatown. He knows I have seen a hot Asian when I start snapping my fingers and singing "they call me mellow yellow". Haha. But now that he is dating a Sri Lankan girl, we have an in in to that continent. So she is supposed to hook me up with one of her Asian friends. I told her an East Asian. I am not into Western Asia lasses like Jimmy has got right now. I like my Asian girls diarrhea yellow, not shit brown.

Edit: A friend read this post and asked me why I can't even talk about simple attraction without offending a large amount of people. I replied honestly and said it is because I don't really care if I make people squirm. It is good for them. Get the mousetrap out of your cunt and live your life! Ouch.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Frankie say Xonogenic be careful. Yellow Fever a fun novelty. Typhoid fever deadly.