Untitled #393

I have been listening to a lot of music lately. Well I always have been listening to a lot of music. But I am going through about an album a day of shit I have never heard. You would think I was going for my masters in Death Metal. I am going to start reviewing albums and shit I think. Because I like writing about music. Here are some bands I have heard for the first time this past week that you should check out. I will rate them from one to five beheaded prostitutes.

Orgone 5 BP's

Man Eaten Back to Life 3 BP's They have amazing lyrics.

ex. Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home
Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun
A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight
Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,
he steers his car into the other lane

Both of them collide, expressions horrified
Head on at full speed, the vultures will soon feed

The father of three was impaled on the wheel,
as his skull became a part of the dash

His eyeballs ejected his sight uneffected, he saw his own organs collapse

His seatbelt was useless for holding him back, it simply cut him in two
Legs were crushed, out leaked pus as his spinal cord took off and flew
The mother took flight through the glass, and ended up impaled on a sign
Her intestines stretched from the car down the road for a quarter of a mile

Haha. Golden.

Immolation 4 BP's

Hypocrisy 4 BP's

Sceptic 5 BP's

Six Day War 3 BP's

Amoral 5 BP's

Nocturnus 3 BP's

Demilich 4 BP's

Gorefest 3 BP's

Intestine Baalism 4 BP's

Crypt of Kerberos 3 BP's

Terminal Function 4 BP's

Burning Inside 5 BP's

Zyklon 4 BP's

Alchemist 3 BP's

Control Denied 3 BP's

Technician 4 BP's

TesseracT 4 1/2 BP's

Tandjent 3 1/2 BP's

Psychotogen 4 BP's

Dies Irae 3 BP's

I know there were no bands rated below three Beheaded Prostitutes. But I wouldn't put them here if they sucked. So as you can see, I wasn't kidding when I said I was out there discovering a lot moree music. The internet makes it easier. And Myspace. I don't have to download an album to find out it is shitty.