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So. I walk into work yesterday morning. Two coffees in hand. One for Luigi. One for me. To my surprise Luigi is in front of my store giving a statement to two cops. Fuck I hate cops. But that is besides the point. I walk up and hand him his coffee and decide to ask questions later. So the douches in blue and white with their fucking huge assed Charger out front stay for a while.This is also someones first day of training. So I guess after they leave, Luigi comes into my store where I am in the middle of teaching Michal how to open the store. Yes that is how he spells his name. No it isn't a typo. So Luigig tells me that he spots this teenage white kid and his girlfriend. They were filling a duffle bag with shit from the grocery store. So Luigi waits until they leave the store to confront them. Because technically, before that point they have not commited a crime. Anyways. Luigi goes outside and tells them to come inside. Where the kid promptly tells him that if he touches them and doesn't head right back in the store, he was going to shoot him. After this story finishes my trainee sais, "Did the guy have on a big beige coat with a fur hood and this tiny blonde number with him?" Luigi tells him yes. My trainee tells him they were at the bus stop when he got off and came to work. So basically that means that while the dumb assed cops where taking a statement. Mind you it took two of them. Because they are fools. Anyways. The perps where about seventy feet away at the corner waiting for a bus. That kid had some balls I must say. Threaten to shoot someone then calmly wait for a bus. Haha. I spent the rest of the day putting my hand inside my coat or shirt when I saw Luigi threatening to put a cap in his ass. This country is growing more violent. I want a piece of the action.