Kamma Ni Yama

Good day everyone. I feel really exhausted today. I think I may have overslept. Is "overslept" one word. Hmmm. I am not sure. I will dictionary.com it I think after I am done writing this. I hate the feeling of it taking hours for me to be awake. I have been up for hours, but I still have the "just out of bed groggy-ness". Again, I have been outside in a t-shirt today. And it is the last day of October. Should be nice for the kiddies out trick or treating. Is anyone dressing up today? I was thinking about going to work all gothed out. Put on some makeup. Wear some spikes. Just put on my gore shirts. Like the Cannibal Corpse one or some shit. Haha. It wouldn't be that hard for me to do. I wish I had some leather knee high boots with those huge buckles. They would look sweet if I was dressed up all gothic like. Anyways. Today I think I am going to do top lists in my blog. I am going to list what I think is the top cigarettes. Top beers. Top Ontario wines. Top metal bands/albums. These are all things I like to think I know a fair amount about. I don't think I am going to make it a specific number. Like top five or anything. I couldn't limit the top metal bands in only five etc. I will just list what I think is worth tasting/listening/smoking. So I think I will start with cigarettes. Haha. I will probably need one after listing this.



The best cigarettes:



1. Djarums

2. Sweet Dreams (Both Vanilla and Cherry)

3. Davidoff's

4. Camels

5. John Player Special

6. Winstons

7. Pall Mall Filterless



So everyone. If you appreciate smoking as I do. Those are all worth a try. They are incredibly made cigarettes. but I warn you they are all strong. I fucking hate light cigarettes. They don't give you a good drag due to the holes in the filter and you can't get a nice lung full of flavour. Now for what I think are incredible beers that you need to try if you haven't. They are really good. Trust me on this one. In fact trust me on everything I am going to tell you is amazing.



The Best Beers:



1. Guinness

2. St. Ambrose Oatmeal Stout

3. Griffon Red Ale

4. KLB Raspberry Wheat Ale

5. Wellington's Strong Bitter

6. Dragon Stout

7. Neustadt 10W30

8. Amsterdam Nut Brown Ale



Those are delicious beers. They are all ales or stouts. Because I like a big robust beer. They are flavourful and it is an orgasm on your tongue if you appreciate beer. Most people who drink beer to just get drunk and don't love the taste all that much I find only drink Pilseners and Lagers. Which to me is just a bitter flavoured water. No flavour to it. Not a fan of blonde beers. Now a wine list. It will be all ontario wines. So what I mention can obviously be found in the ontario sections of the LCBO or the Wine Rack. Some of these wines are exclusive to the Wine Rack. Everything that I mention will be either Jackson-Triggs or Inniskillin. They are by far the finest wine makers in Ontario. So here it goes. I will also put in brackets whether it is red or white just in case people who read this have a preference and don't know the names. Here you are.



The Best Ontario Wines:



1. Jackson-Triggs Delaine Vineyard Cabernet Merlot (red) {One of my favourites while smoking. Has a tobacco flavoured finish. Also great with a Captain Black Cigarello}

2. Inniskillin International Series Shiraz (red) {Big and powerful acidic red but well balanced with a hint of blackberry and herbs}

3. Jackson-Triggs Proprietors Reserve Meritage (red) {This is a cabernet franc, cabernet sauvignon, merlot blend. Fucking delicious}

4. Jackson Triggs Delaine Vineyard Pinot Noir (red) {The finish is like a dark bitter chocolate}

5. Inniskillin Montague Chardonnay (white) {Aged in brand new french oak. Gives it a nice buttery feeling on the tongue and a beautiful butterscotch finish}

6. Inniskillin International Series Merlot (red) {Nice and fruity like merlots should be. Strong taste of cherry}

7. Delaine Vineyard Chardonnay (white) {Also aged in brand new french oak making it a nice buttery chardonnay. Good with seafood and mashed potatoes. or if you are like me and hate seafood. Eat a steak and fuck the rules of wine match making}

8. Cartier Irish Cream {Ok so I lied. Not all Jackson-Triggs and Inniskillin. This is a wine based Irsh Cream that is just about as good as Bailey's and it costs less then half the price. It is $16.50. 17% alcohol. If you like this kind of stuff try it. It is good and a good buy}



Now last but not least. And probably what I know most about. (yes even more then Ontario wine) Fucking death metal people. This is going to be a far longer list. I am not going to put a description beside them because I would be here for three years. I will just give you a run down of what will be in it. This is a list of very technically profficient bands who are masters of linear composition. Lots of experimentation with phrasing and time signatures. Some of them are instrumental. I will put that beside them in brackets in case you want to ease into it with something that isn't growling death metal vocals. Oh and also all these lists aren't neccasarily in order from what I think is the best down. All these lists are just things I think are worth trying because they have made my life more enjoyable then it would have been otherwise. Maybe it will do the same for you. I am going to list it by Artist-Album(s) Lots of these I will put up more then one album just because they have had a solid progressive musical run. So here it goes.



The Best Metal:



1. Spawn of Possession-Noctambulant and Cabinet

2. Necrophagist-Epitaph and Onset of Putrefaction

3. Gorod-Neurotripsicks and Leading Vision

4. Beneath the Massacre-Mechanics of Dysfunction and Evidence of Iniquity

5. Psycroptic-Symbols of Failure, Isle of Disenchantment, and The Scepter of the Ancients

6. Visceral Bleeding-Transcend Into Ferocity and Absorbing the Disarray

7. Blotted Science-The Machinations of Dementia (Instrumental)

8. Behold... The Arctopus-Nano Nucleonic Cyborg-The Summoning and Skullgrid (Instrumental)

9. Mors Principium Est-Liberation=Termination, The Unborn, and Inhumanity

10. Illogicist-The Insight Eye

11. Spastic Ink-Ink Complete (Instrumental)

12. Odious Mortem-Cryptic Implosion and Devouring the Prophecy

13. Origin-Self Titled, IV, Informis Infinitas Inhumanitas, Echoes of Decimation, and A Coming Into Existence

14. Aeon-Bleeding the False

15. Cannibal Corpse-Kill and The Bleeding

16. Into the Moat-Design and Means By Which the End is Justified

17. !T.O.O.H.!-From Higher Will, Order and Punishment, and Pod Vladou Bice

18. Decapitated-Winds of Creation, The First Damned (Promo), Nihility, The Negation, and Organic Hallucinosis

19. Coprofago-Unorthodox and Genesis

20. The Faceless-Akeldama

21. Man Must Die-Start Killing and The Human Condition

22. Cynic- Focus

23. The Shattering-The Shattering Begins

24. Cattle Decapitation-Karma Bloody Karma, Homovore, Human Jerky, To Serve Man, and Ten Torments of the Damned

25. Kronos-Collosal Titan Strife

26. Anomolous-Cognitive Dissonance

27. Dire Wolf-Beyond the Lands of Human Existence

28. Brain Drill-The Parasites

29. Martyr-Feeding the Abscess

30. Emperor-IX Equilibrium and Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire and Demise

31. Ihsahn-Adversary

32. Severed Saviour-Brutality is Law

33. Neurosis-The Eye of Every Storm

34. Disgorge-She Lay Gutted, Cranial Impalement, Consume the Forsaken, and Parallels of Infinite Torture

35. Defeated Sanity-Psalms of the Moribund

36. Cephalic Carnage-Lucid Intervals and Xenosapian

37. Theory in Practice-Colonizing the Sun, The Armageddon Theories, and Third Eye Function

38. Cryptopsy-Blasphemy Made Flesh, Once Was Not, None So vile, and Whisper Supremacy

39. Spiral Architect-A Sceptic's Universe

40. Nevermore-This Godless Endeavor

41. Malevolent Creation-Doomsday X

42. Gorgasm-Bleeding Profusely and Stabwound Intercourse

43. Decrepit Birth-And Time Begins

44. Deadborn-Decades of Decapitation

45. Canvas Solaris-Cortical Tectonics (Instrumental)

46. Sleep Terror-Probing Tranquility (Instrumental)

47. The Dillinger Escape Plan-Calculating Infinity, Under The Running Board, Irony is a Dead Scene, and Miss Machine

48. Dying Fetus-Infatuation With Malevolance, Purification Through Violence, Killing on Adrenaline, Destroy the Opposition, Stop at Nothing, and War of Attrition

49. Atheretic-Apocalyptic Nature Fury

50. Augury-Concealed



Well there you go. Quite a fuck of a list I must say. But that is gold right there. There is well over a hundred amazing albums listed here. Haha. You can tell I listen to a lot of music huh? That took me a a while as I wracked my brain for what should and shouldn't be on the list. I am torn between some decisions. But it doesn't matter. And I don't think all of this is equally amazing. I am going to give you what I think you should start off with that list if you want some incredible music. Spawn of Possession, Necrophagist, Psycroptic, Visceral Bleeding, Blotted Science, and Behold... The Arctopus. The last two there are instrumental if you are more into just listening to a musicians talent and not growling how they are going to gut your mother while she sleeps and then fuck her small intestines. Though to me that is the certain charm about metal. Very very over the top. Haha. I just counted the albums there. I was a little off. There is 98. Still a lot though. So I hope you are all more educated then you were yesterday about what my interests are. Haha. So I am going to wrap this up. I hope you all have a fucking peachy day. Cheers!