Effexor

Good morning everyone. I had a pretty good weekend. Now I am up pretty early. Load comes in today and a whole new promo change. Going to be pretty hectic with my boss not there and I have the stupidest newbie to help me. But I am just going to have to push her hard today. The amount of work to do is kind of overwhleming actually. But I think it is just because I haven't eaten enough or slept enough and I am going through withdrawel. Of what, I don't know. Probably Jaime. Haha. I just thought of a great romantic line to tie in with that and drug addiction. "She has left track marks on my heart." Golden. Now I cant forget it because I record it here. I was gonig to write something else on here as well that I thought of the other day. But I don't remember. Anyways. Lets talk about my weekend. Saturday afternoon I headed down to Toronto. Showed up at Jimmy's pad where he had started to catalogue his whole library of books into his computer. We decided to go get food. Went to the Red Room. Much to my chagrine, they had closed the patio.

Oh and on the way to Jimmy's I went to the classy cigarette place on McCaul. I got those Sweet Dreams cigarettes. I got a pack of cherry and a pack of vanilla. Anyways, we went to the Red Room. the waitress finally has it down what I eat. Took her long enough. but I don't live in Toronto so sometimes my visits are few and far between. But she just sais to me "you want eggs with loads of bacon right?" Haha. She got it dead on. After we were done eating, I went to the other waitress who I know smokes. She has smoked with us outside before. She often looks really stressed and not very happy. I gave her a cherry flavoured cigarette. And in a way only a smoker understands, she thanked me profusely and brightened up her countenance. After that Jimmy and I went up to the Beer Store because we needed some quality beer for the game. I was telling you all about the Mcauslan brewery from Quebec a little while ago. They make St. Ambrose Oatmeal Stout.

Anyways. I had mentioned they make an amazing red ale. It is called Griffon. Jimmy and I had only had a pint of it once before and loved it. So we got some of that. We also got Wellington's Strongest Bitter. I had never had it before. It was quite a good beer I must say. Then we headed back to Jimmy's We had grabbed some smoked Gouda on the way back as well. I grabbed a full bodied Cabernet blend from the LCBO because it goes very well with gouda. When we got back to Jimmy's we poured ourselves some wine and ate some of the cheese. He continued to organize and catalogue his library while we listened to Leftover Crack. Amy stopped by soon after. We sat around and talked about meaningless bullshit that I don't remember. She left as the hockey game started. Don't think it is her thing. Don't think good taste is her thing. So we cracked beers and sat down at the game. Oh and there is no smoking allowed in the common rooms. But you never get what you want unless you asked. And me being the charmer I am had Ashley be perfectly OK with it and Joel even though he is technically a non-smoker had been bumming smokes off of me.

So I felt he probably wouldn't say anything. So we got to smoke while watching the game in the living room. Jon, Kris, and Sadie showed up soon after the game was on. All toting their respective booze. So Toronto lost and Crosby got more points then Sundin. So I won $60 on my bet with Luigi. I am really up this year betting on sports. So we sat around with all these wonderful kids. Luke was there. Also Joel. So we had quite the crew for the game. We even watched the second game of the double header. Though half heartedly because we were all drunk and talkative. I realized how much of a nihilist I really am by the conversations I have had as of late. But especially the one I had with Joel that night. I won't get into it. It would take too long. Anyways. Later on Kris and Sadie wanted to leave and they invited me to come up with them. So I decided too. We were showing our hatred for society by standing on the yellow line. Our personal protest against nothing. Haha. It was fun.

We get there and Kris makes little pizzas. I dump a fucload of Frank's Extra Red Hot on mine and Sadie's My mouth was burning a bit I must say. Oh yeah. Haha. The first thing that happens when we walk in is Sadie takes off her shirt and pants and decideds she wants to hang out in her underwear. Haha. Greatly amusing. After we were done eating and we smoked a bowl, we decided to crash out. It didn't come so easily for me. The lights went out and I couldn't close my eyes because my world was spinning crazily. I got up and hugged the toilet for like five minutes until I overcame my fear of puking. So I just layed down and continued to spin. Thought of Jaime. Considered calling her. But it was too late. I didn't know if talking on the phone would stabilize my world. But I figured it was worth a shot. I guess I eventually passed in and out of sleep the rest of the night. My neck was killing me. So that didn't help much. I don't remember when we woke up yesterday. I just remember we were supposed to go to Black Metal Brunch. But none of us got up the energy too.

We decided that we would just go eat on the Danforth. But on the way to all this shit we were thinking of making this nacho thing for dinner. Decided to eat that instead. So we went to this hot sauce shop right down the road from Kris's It was an amazing place to be in. We tasted this hot sauce called "Z". We just had the end of a coffee stick dipped into it. The burning spread throughout my whole mouth so quickly and numbed my face and body a bit. It was intense. Then we asked him what his hottest was. He pointed out this little two ounce bottle which is twenty five dollars. It is called Black Mamba. He told us it is as potent as police pepper spray. I didn't want to try something that intense while my mouth was still burning from the other shit. But next time Kris and I are going to try it. Haha. The guy in the hot sauce shop told us that the best legal high available is rediculously hot sauce. I may have to agree with him. Kris bought this very flavourful, but spicey hot suace. I forget what it was called. I bought a bottle of green salsa from there. It was like $17.

But worht every penny. We went and bought some Monterey Jack with jalepenos. And also some smoked gouda. They had tried it at Jimmy's the night before and loved it. We got the nacho chips. Went home. Kris put the chips on a cookie sheet and then covered them in grated Monterey Jack with Jalepenos. I poured all the salsa I had bought into a bowl. We added some of the hot sauce Kris had bought. Added jalepeno peppers. Some banana peppers. Added some Frank's Extra Red Hot. I was afraid this shit was going to melt the bowl. Haha. Then after we grabbed a plate of chips and attacked. Holy fuck was it one of the spiciest meals I have ever had. Actually I am quite sure it was. My whole body was going numb and my vision wasn't very good. It was madness in a bowl I tell you. But it was an incredible experience. Oh yes. The hot sauce guy told me that around Christmas they get this hot sauce in a one ounce bottle. It is $150. It is apperently absolutely rediculous.

I am tempted to purchase it. I definitely will get Black Mamba soon. $25 a bottle and it is as potent as police pepper spray. That is completely worth it. The guy said I had to be careful because it will burn my skin. Anyways. After we ate we watched a mockumentary called "Man Bites Dog". It was pretty good. After it was over, I headed home. Was in a daze a lot of the way back here. Got home. Checked my e-mail. Called Jaime. Talked to her for quite some time. Then after I ate a bagel and was in bed before ten. Now I am showered. And have written tales of my boring life. So it has been an accomplished day thus far. But it has barely begun. Anyways. I think I am going to let you all go This has turned into a rediculously long post it seems. I hope you all had a lovely weekend and will have a lovely day. Cheers!