Anal Plugs for Mom

Good morning fuggats. I don't even know what that word means. But to mean it comes across as vulgar and I like how it sounds in my head. Maybe I should write my own swearing dictionary. Yesterday was a long day at work. I was basically catching my boss up on all happenings while she was gone and all that. My boss is going to have to let go of two of the three new hires. One of them I am glad because I just don't really like her. The other one I am sad about because I get along with her well. But my Manager is making the right decision. Neither of these girls really care about the job and our dragging the store down. I can get amazing stats. But if we have girls who are just doing shittily, it brings the whole store down. Stupid shit like leaving the safe open and not ever balancing is going on. But I was telling my Manager that these girls like us and look for our approval and shit so we should do it sensitively. I asked Florence if I could act all buddy buddy to them and take them out for drinks, let them know that they were going to be let go, and put it across as someone in the company looking out for them.

But Florence was aware of it and thought it was a good idea. Save her firing them. So I told them they should just resign because it will look better for them. So we got pretty drunk and had some laughs. They felt relieved that I was giving them a heads up. So Florence is going to give them the week to resign, if they don't she will fire them. But I assured these girls they were being let go. So they will. And it won't affect their employee record negatively. They both have other jobs that I think they actually care about. This was just a part time job for some pocket cash. So I think I let them down easily. They were very greatful to me. And you know, sometimes people don't work out in jobs. But I also don't want to make people feel like shit. I have never been fired before. But I would imagine it being quite the humiliating experience. There are more diplomatic ways of letting people go in my brain. I want to figure that out before I am Manager. I think I handled it well last night. I am glad my Manager approved of giving them the opportunity to be set down easy.

She is a kind and understanding lady. Now I am going to have to work my ass off now that we will be two people less. My main music source. The place that had such obscure and a very wide variety of music is now down. it is being investigated by the good ol' pigs department. Don't they have rapists to find and murderers to charge? Like fuck! Go to the site and see what is on the page. www.oink.cd Fucking rediculous. Then the other one I use. Kerrazy is down as well. As a music enthusiast, my heart is broken right now. I feel handcuffed. Big Brother is getting closer to my doorstep every day. Probably log all our keystrokes. If that is the case, they know a fuck of a lot about me. Or any of us for that matter. Well, whoever owns the network, it is legal for them to do so I believe. We just need to all destroy our computers at the same time. That would be pretty sweet if all internet activity just ground to a halt in an instant. But I doubt at this point it is possible. Can you give up the internet? Did you just read that question? I didn't think so. Wouldn't that be chaos.

If someone figured out how to take out the internet. It would be the greatest terrorist attack I can imagine. The changing of the seasons has been absolutely brutal on my allergies. I was sneezing so bad in the shower this morning. When I came out my kitty was just lying at the door sticking her paws under it. My Grandma said that when the kitty heard me sneezing she was at the door meowing and everything all concerned. I don't like taking medication for allergies very much either. It makes me drowsy. Even the ones that claim they don't. Plus I don't like the idea of taking drugs unless I am going to get high. I mine as well be hard on my body if I am going to enjoy it. But otherwise seems utterly pointless. I think caffeine intake helps allergies. Or maybe I only suffer allergies when I first wake up. I would have to test it out by not drinking coffee one morning. Ha! Not going to happen. So I can just assume coffee has healing powers. I know caffeine is a pain killer. A good one at that. Gets rid of my headaches. Especially when married with a cigarette. Anyways I think I am going to wrap this up for the day. Have a lovely one. Cheers!