Titles are unbecoming.

Damage I sustained from Jaime. I was going to do a progressive picture thing. But It will only let me add two.

Hello everyone. Have you missed me? Three days and no word from me? That is unheard of! Haha. You will have to do it again soon too. Summerfolk is coming up. I am going on Thursday and working my ass off until then. Today I am working a double. I am tired from the antics of my days off. I am sure I will forget to write some shit in here. But I will do my best to recall all the important shit anyway. Not mainly for you readers. But I like to have the happenings in my life fairly decently recorded here. She came up on Tuesday. I got Jimmy boy to meet her at the bus terminal due to me still being at work then. Though it wasn't long after she arrived that I was down there due to her bus getting broken down and such. So we sat around at Jimmy's for a bit just talking and shit. Seb and Kayla showed up soon after. I hadn't seen them in far to long. Kayla jumped and grabbed my neck and humped me. It was an amazing greeting. After that we went to The Red Room. The four of us sat on the patio. It was a bit of a rainy day if I remember correctly.

After that, Jaime and I headed to the theatre. I told her I would take her to see The Simpsons Movie while she was here. I had already seen it. But it was good enough to see twice. It is fucking hilarious. So we saw the movie. Of course it was a great time. Jaime and The Simpsons. Then after that we went back to Jimmy's to drink. I had brought down three bottles of wine. I had told Jaime I would definately give her some delicious wine while she was up. it is her second favourite drink to something vomitastic. Vodka. Vile vile shit. Anyways. I crack an Inniskillin Reserve Cabernet Franc 2002 first. It was the best bottle I had. Youy always start with the best tasting when you are sober. The drunker you get, the less you care about how it tastes. It is also a series of wine that is discontinued. So I will probably never have it again. Both The Wine Racks I work for I know are out of them. I am pretty sure that inventory at the warehouse is depleted as well. Then we drank a Jackson-Triggs Proprietors Reserve Merlot. Very nice black label medium. Very oaky.

So we drank. Stayed up late. Henri came over. Then I saw her drag Colin to her house. Most likely to give him head. Henri loves the cock! Jimmy was there. Along with Kayla, Seb, Dave, and me of course. Oh! And Luke was there as well. Can't forget that boy. So it was a good evening. Lots of wine. Lots of making out and fooling around. I think I only got a couple hours of sleep that night. Wednesday was the day we were going up to my place. So she could see my dwelling, meet my Grandmother and my little butter nipples. (My cat) So we got on the Go Bus back up here to Mississauga. We came up and had a relaxing day. We didn't do much. We knew we had a big day on Thursday that would be exhausting. So we relaxed at my house. Hu8ng out with my kitty. Watched the saddest movie in the world. I Am Sam. It made me cry as usual. I think it made Jaime teary as well. I made Jaime and I dinner that night. I had told her I would cook for her before she came up. I slow cooked some baby carrots, chicken breasts, and potatoes in a honey teriyaki mix I whipped together.

Then of course added the old standby of a dash of extra virgin olive oil. I like my oil like I like my women obviously. So yes, it was a relaxing day. We basically just lounged around kissing each other and talking and half heartedly watching television. I gave Jaime my bed. Not that I am against sleeping with the girl. The other two nights I did. Just that it offends my Grandma's sense of morality. We got a half decent sleep under us that night. Five or six hours maybe. The most we would get the whole time anyway. The next day we woke up and had a shower together. Conserve water folks! Shower together! After that we walked through the park around Lake Aquitaine that is right outside of my building. We were heading to the Meadowvale Town Centre. I was taking her to Cora's for breakfast there. It is the best breakfast place I have ever been too. Nice exotic fruits. Crepes. Big homemade waffles. Everything is deliciously prepared. Even the food presentation is pretty fancy. No matter what you order you get fresh fruit with it. Strawberries.

Honey dew melon etc. For example, they will cut a wedge of honey dew. Put a little slit in the fruit of it, and fit a ring of pineapple in it. It is very pretty. The breakfast there is huge too. I have never once finished it. Jaime didn't finish her incredibly huge waffle either. After that we headed back down to my place to pack up to go back downtow. Because it was Thursday now and it was the day I was taking her up the CN Tower. So we got her shit together. I gave her a hoody of mine. i have quite a few hoodies. So she wanted something of mine to hug her while I was gone. Haha. Cheesy I know. But cute nonetheless. So who cares. You would oblige a woman you liked the same way. So we got on the Go Bus. I think Jaime fell asleep for a bit on me. Or maybe not. There was a really loud gum chewer beside us that was practically breaking his neck straining to see down Jaime's shirt. She was in a nice little top and skirt. All prettied up for the rave I was going to take her too later. The trip there was uneventful. We went to Jimmy's dropped of the shit so we wouldn't have to carry it.

Then Jimmy, Jaime, and I headed to my little metal merch shop to see if he had the Necrophagist Apparel in yet. Nope he didn't. But they were playing Maggot Filled Cunt when I walked in. So I was happy. After that we went to The Eaton Centre because Jaime had never had Starbuck's. So we went. She got a cold Cafe Mocha. Jimmy and I got hot Cafe Mocha's. After that Jimmy took us on the way back to see the new place he is moving into in September. On the way I spotted a nice specialty cigar and cigarette shop. I told Jimmy I had to stop in there to see there selection. They had quite a good one. They had these cigarettes that were flavoured that I had never had before. They were called Sweet Dreams. There was vanilla and cherry flavoured. I got vanilla. They were absolutely fucking incredible.I read the box and they were made by the Belgium tobacco company called Kretek. They are the same company that make my favourite clove cigarettes. Djarum blacks. They also had those in there of course. But I went in there to try something new.

So I have a new cigarette that I love for a treat every now and then. After that we arrived at Jimmy's new place. We couldn't go inside of course. But he has an awesome little patio thing out back. It will be great for partying and smoking. I told him his house warming party should be a cigar and martini night. So I think that is what it will be. It will be a hell of a time. After that we went back to Jimmy's for a bit and just hung out and chatted. Listened to music I am sure. Smoked. He was waiting for the portable vagina to show up because they were going to a movie together. We left the same time they did to head towards the CN Tower. It was a bit of a walk. But not tooo bad. We did everything in the tour except the movie. I didn't want to see some gay movie about it. But everything view wise we did. I toook her up the elevator which has the glass wall so you see yourself getting higher and higher. It was great. Then we were on the observation deck. We went on the glass floor. Then we went up to the highest point the public is allowed. The sky pod. It even my first time up there.

It was really fucking high up let me tell you. The highest I have ever kissed someone. I mean height wise. Haha. After that we started walking back. I told her we should go to California Sandwhiches. Because they are the best in the world. We stopped and saw Dave at work on the way. He told us we should meet around 1 at the rave. So that was all good. Then we went to California. Jaime didn't want anything but a drink. But I made her take a bite of it to at least taste it. After that we went back to Jimmy's. We hung out there until it was time to rave. Just sat and talked, listened to music, smoked. Jaime was quite tired. Poor girl isn't used to my life of constant running around. She fell asleep in my lap for about half an hour before the rave. Then Seb and Dave showed up to go. They had brought the t-shirts they had made that said I<3cz.>

But we all took our respective pills. I never rave without it. It picked up a little bit later. Jaime and I danced for about half an hour or so. But neither of us were feeling it that night. So we left. It was pretty shitty that night. Though I am sure if we had decided to stay a bit longer it would have gotten better. But I had a fucking great time with Jaime at Jimmy's. He had left me his key because he was going to the woman's for the night. So we went in and just were really chatty and shit and of course were kissing a lot. We were kissing non stop since she arrived pretty much. Fun girl to make out with. Anyway. I gave her a full body massage with again, extra virgin olive oil. Haha. Good for cooking, good for getting you laid. It inevitably ended up with us having sex on X of course. Which was amazing as it always is. Haha. I bragged to Jimmy when he got home that I had christened his new bed before he had. Which was true. I had. He has't had sex in it yet. Jimmy and I are similar creatures. We don't understand why people get pissed at people for having sex in their bed.

Anyone can have sex in my bed and I wouldn't care. Just as long as I wasn't going to or had plans too. People are really uppity about things that don't make sense to me. Jaime fell asleep for a bit early in the morning. I went outside and chain smoked for a bit those delicious vanilla ciigarettes. Jaime's tummy hurt an hour or so later. I told her it was because she wasn't eating or drinknig and she wouldn't when I told her too. So I tried to tell her stories to relax her. Then she said she was feeling gross and shit. So I poured her a bath and washed her hair. It was pretty matted from sweaty raves and sex. So I used a shitload of conditioner. Let me tell you. It looked hot the next day as a result. After she had the bath, we went and sat on the couch for a bit. She started drinking some water and shit and she felt better after that. Haha. Just as I said she would. Jimmy got home soon after that. From the woman's house of course. The day was then spent in off and on naps. We went to the Red Room again. Jaime's treat. Then we went back to Jimmy's after and again napped.

This time until we had to get up to take her to the terminal. So I had set my alarm. We got up at five because her bus left at six. I was going to buy her a pack of Djarum's before she left. So I did that on the way. It took me a bit to find the place at first. But I called Jimmy and he told me. So after that we went to the bus terminal. Got her in line for her Owen Sound destination. Said our good byes. Parting is such sweet sorrow. Haha. I will see her again soon. She is going to tent with me a night or two at Summerfolk. I am pretty excited about Summerfolk. I miss Nicole. So that was my last few days. I probably missed shit. But at least I recorded things that reading back on will jog memories connected to what I actually did write. That is all that matters. So to summarize, I had a really great time. Well I always have great times. So I will say I had memorable time. Jaime is pretty great company. I wasn't sure if she would be up until now due to the fact I had never hung out with her. But she surpassed all expectations. And she likes my metal. I should marry her. Anyways. Have a great day folks. Talk to you tomorrow.