The elitest squad...

...had a great time this weekend. it was a packed weekend as well. People were always calling me and shit. Just before I went to the movies on saturday and my phone died. I was supposed to hook up with Jon that day but I think my phone dying fucked that up. But lets start from the beginning. I get there on friday with my four litres of wine. In a box motherfuckers. So I run into Jenna and Jaidi and their friend Renee. They were going to Jimmy's as well because they were going to some bullshit shit Against Me concert. So we start drinking. The gals gave me a shot of tequilla. Jimmy had some of my wine. They left for the concert and I stayed back at Jimmy's wwaiting for Nicole to show up. When she does I drink some more. But soon after the kids and Jimmy came back. Jenna and Renee were not allowed in. I think it was mostly Renee's fault for being drunk and not being able to hide it. She was pissed off. I think she got more mad because I was laughing at her misfortune. Renee was kind of drunk and annoying and just never shuts up. I couldn't believe she was 19. I thought she was sixteen.

She is one of those people who say "like" every other word. Anyways. After the bunch of us were drinking at Jimmy's. Mike, Jon, and other people showed up as well. Haha. Jon got some good video tape of the party. I think I am getting my jig on with Jaedi in one of the tapes. And Jenna I think as well. We went to a bar around midnight to watch Barn Owl play. That is when we decided doing acid would be a good idea. Jimmy, Jenna, Jaedi, and I did acid. It was damn good acid. It fucked me in the ass and back. We were all so damned high it isn't even funny. I was gone until two in the afternoon. Very long indeed. I didn't sleep at all. I tried. But my brain was wired for so long. Than I get a call from Nicole. Because me her and Dave had been planning on seeing the movie 300. By the way it was amazing. So I get a call from them. Dave brings me a chicken california sandwhich. By the way, if you want the best sandwich you will ever have in your life, eat one of those.

I am not kidding. It was an orgasm in my mouth. Then we walk to go to the movie theatre. We bought our tickets. But we were early. By almost two hours. We wanted to make sure it wasn't sold out. Then we went to the bar and had a pitcher of stella. Which is an expensive over rated beer. We went in and watched the movie. Like I said. It is amazing. Don't be a fuck head and go see it. After that. We went to the Red Room. Me, Dave, and Nicole. I also ran into John Stockman and Megan and Leanne and Rebecca in there. So we sat around. Had a couple more pitchers. Got a little tipsy. Then when the bar closed we went to Queen street for some street meat. Damn good sausage dog it was. One of the hot dog dudes stands were on fire. Haha. that was amusing. We didn't get back to Dave's until like 4:30 A.M. Remember, this was the night that at 2 A.M. the clocks jumped ahead to 3 A.M. So it had gotten later quicker.

When we got back we went right to bed. I hadn't slept in a while due to the acid the night before. So I slept very well. The next day was sunday. Dave has a huge bag of shake. We had our own joints of it and smoked them. We also went to the Red Room for breakfast. Nicole in the early evening went for her audition to be a stripper. She starts on tuesday. Haha. I am going to be amused going to s strip club that has someone I know. All I say is that I better get free lap dances. Anyways. Later on Mike came over. Him and Nicole went and picked up some coke (aine). Then we went to Megan's party. She had invited me to her party the night before when I ran into her at the Red room. Oh I almost forgot. I smoked salvia with Dave while Nicole was gone doing her auditioning bullshit. But anyways. We went to the High Park area. Went up into the high rise. Bunch of washed out indie kids were there. But good peoples. We kept sneaking off to the bathroom to do lines.. But we didn't stay late so we could catch the subway. We caught the last one. We went to Mike's (me, Jimmy, Nicole, and Dave) I always have a great time with these people. At the end of the night it usually ends up being us.

Or just me and Jimmy. But it was a good time. Jimmy had school in the morning and Mike had work. So we left at around three thirty or some shit. Jimmy went home, I went to Dave's. We snorted some more lines there and smoked a shitload of shake. I mean a shitload. We were just constantly packing it in the bong. When it was done I would pack another. We watched sports highlights and the discovery channel and some religious bullshit channel. Generally we were ignoring it and just talking. I think we went to bed around 7 in the morning or so. I slept in until the afternoon of course having been surviving off of very little sleep. Sometime Nicole showed up. When I woke up, I called Jimmy and told him to meet me at the Red Room for breakfast. (haha, I love that place and am quite the regular) So we went there. Dave and nicole came along. This was probably around three or four in the afternoon.

We had a nice little nourishing time there. After that. (that was today) I came home. So needless to say I had a pretty action packed time off. Isn't it always how it goes. I go to work far more tired then before my days off. But I am young. I can keep up with it. For now anyways. I have discovered how well connected in Toronto I have already become because well I dont know. People like to tell me shit about certain people. I found out some pretty fucked shit. But it is none of all you peoples business which is why I won't mention specifics. Maybe someday when it no longer matters. Though damn am I itching to tell you just to prove to you all how right I am. Though I don't think any of you thought I was wrong. Haha. But I think I am going to now wrap this up. My back hurts. My everything hurts. But I had a great weekend. Thank you to all my good friends that I saw for being so awesome. I am pretty convinced I am surrounded by the best most intelligent human beings I will meet. And you all being so god damned sexy doesn't hurt either. Cheers!