Toss the salad?

So I was thinking. Who the hell wants to be gay? Would you want to lick another man's asshole? I know I wouldn't. Picture this. A hairy puckered up dried out wrinkly hole. With fecal matter stuck in the hair. Then slowly your tongue moistens the fecal matter on that hair making it a mud like substance coating your tongue and the inside of your mouth. Now what part of that sounds pleasant? What people do these days I tell you. Now that you all got a graphic mental image. You will never forget this blog post. I often think about what people do to be remembered. No one wants to be forgotten. Everyone wants to be remembered. I am quite sure I will be remembered. Most shocking things people never forget. I am a shocking personality. Some people find me refreshing, others find me disgusting. It really depends on your personality. I can usually tell after a few minutes whether people will like me or not. But that doesn't stop me from doing what I usually do. A lot of people will adapt to others personalities. We all do it to some extent in fact. But generally even if I know someone will not like me and my shocking attitude, it doesn't stop me from displaying it. It is too stressful to keep what everyone likes straight and try to be liked by everyone. I don't need everyone to like me. Just my friends. If they are my friends I am sure they like me. In fact my friends are pretty faithful. I am surrounded by some of the greatest people I have ever met. Now that Nicole is moving up here and will be living with me a short while, I will be close in person to another dear friend. Dave is also fast becoming one of the people I always want to see and hang out. He is such a douche bag. I mean that in the best way. He makes me laugh for sure. Also Mike. I love Mike. Haha. I love how he always gives me a hug when he sees me and sais "I like you fella". Haha. Ohhh Mike puts sunshine in my heart. How can anyone that gorgeous not? I like to be surrounded by good looking people. Call me an idiot, but pretty people make me happy. Generally all pretty things make us happy. We just try to ignore the fact that that is the same with people. We wouldn't want to be viewed as bigots, even though we are. I bet pretty much everyone reading this hates watching disgustingly obese people eat. I know I do. How can I talk about friends without mentioning Jimmy. My closest male friend I have ever had and will ever have. I know this is a man I will know until my death bed or his. He knows the best and the worst of me. But always sees the best because he knows that is what I should be defined by. He knows I am human like the rest of the world. He also knows I am more honest about being an asshole then most people. Most people are just as big of pricks as I am. They are just better at hiding it. They are afraid of who will judge them. I am pretty self confident as I get older and think less and less of what people think. I just got back from work. The fire alarm was going off went I went in. Apperently the garbage shute caught on fire. I thought I was going to start shooting customers after an hour of that piercing sound with no escape in sight. We also had a bird get in the store that I chased carefully with a broom. You can't just go in swinging surrounded by shelves of wine bottles. But I smoked it good in a few minutes and got it out. That was very entertaining. My manager gave me her manager's manual. I am reading up on it and she is training me in everything she does. She is leaving in about a year and I am going for her job. She is reccomending me and sais that in a year I will easily be qualified enough to do it. It won't be that hard. I already do the schedules and place the orders and accept them. I am also in the midst of learning how to do payroll. I am excited to be on salary in a year. She gets 61,000 a year. Which is plenty for me. That is more then a thousand a week. Ha! They say you need an education to succeed. I am proving them wrong without having spent a day in the public school system. So if I get this in a year time. I won't go to school. I am already putting off school to give my full attention to this job. It makes sense because I could pay to work or get paid to work. And this job is actually showing promise for my future. Fuck yes to the alcohol industry letting fuck ups like me be in charge. Anyways, I think that is all I have to say for today. I hope you all are doing lovely. Who is lovely you might ask? Well Angelina Jolie of course!